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AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008
lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

NOV 14, 2011 02:38 AM

like when i start eating something really nice and can't wait it endulge in the awesome flavor then fuck!...you bite the inside of your mouth..or your tongue really bad, it just ruins everythingfrown

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

NOV 14, 2011 08:46 AM

Lazy people.. seriously.
I assign a task, do it.. Not too fckin hard whatever

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

NOV 14, 2011 09:15 AM

People who think I went to nursing school so I can worry about their parents missing sweat pants. I don't care. I really, really don't.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

NOV 14, 2011 11:37 AM

WARM BEER!

mad

LoudButPointless

LoudButPointless

United Kingdom
October 2010

NOV 14, 2011 01:44 PM

imprettywhenilie said:
People who think I went to nursing school so I can worry about their parents missing sweat pants. I don't care. I really, really don't.



was the above mentioned parent still in them when they went missing?

adidasia

adidasia

Denali National Park, AK
September 2011

NOV 14, 2011 04:38 PM

internet tough guys...
anyone in a chef coat that hasnt earned the title...
98.78% of arizonans...
people who bum a cigarette, and SURPRISE...they need a lighter too...

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

NOV 14, 2011 05:16 PM

LoudButPointless said:

imprettywhenilie said:
People who think I went to nursing school so I can worry about their parents missing sweat pants. I don't care. I really, really don't.



was the above mentioned parent still in them when they went missing?



actually had a daughter come up and start yelling that her moms glasses were missing. "she can't see! this is very important and you lost them! i hope you know sunrise is going to have to pay for new ones!"...etc. etc.

of course i lost them. that's what i do with my spare time.

oh and by the way, your moms glasses are on your head. dumb shit.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

NOV 14, 2011 05:20 PM

imprettywhenilie said:

LoudButPointless said:

imprettywhenilie said:
People who think I went to nursing school so I can worry about their parents missing sweat pants. I don't care. I really, really don't.



was the above mentioned parent still in them when they went missing?



actually had a daughter come up and start yelling that her moms glasses were missing. "she can't see! this is very important and you lost them! i hope you know sunrise is going to have to pay for new ones!"...etc. etc.

of course i lost them. that's what i do with my spare time.

oh and by the way, your moms glasses are on your head. dumb shit.



Jesus! When my folks were in the hospital, I figured being nice to the nurses would help, oh I don't know, keep them alive? eeek

adidasia

adidasia

Denali National Park, AK
September 2011

NOV 14, 2011 05:32 PM

imprettywhenilie said:

LoudButPointless said:

imprettywhenilie said:
People who think I went to nursing school so I can worry about their parents missing sweat pants. I don't care. I really, really don't.



was the above mentioned parent still in them when they went missing?



actually had a daughter come up and start yelling that her moms glasses were missing. "she can't see! this is very important and you lost them! i hope you know sunrise is going to have to pay for new ones!"...etc. etc.

of course i lost them. that's what i do with my spare time.

oh and by the way, your moms glasses are on your head. dumb shit.



what a fucktard...
didja tell her that the glasses were on her head?

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

NOV 14, 2011 05:51 PM

i did. but i let her finish going off first.
she just said "oh", turned around n walked away.

couple of us starting laughing and she yells back "i can hear you!"...inspiring even more laughter.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

NOV 14, 2011 05:58 PM

imprettywhenilie said:
i did. but i let her finish going off first.
she just said "oh", turned around n walked away.

couple of us starting laughing and she yells back "i can hear you!"...inspiring even more laughter.



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imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

NOV 14, 2011 06:08 PM

oh. overcooked onion rings as well.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 14, 2011 06:14 PM

Alright... here's the short list.

Spoiled kids that scream at their parents like they are in charge.
Idiot parents that don't take the kids back into their control.

Stupid people. - This branches out into levels and levels and also cover the two above now that I think about it.

Movies that suck, and morons think are awesome.
Twilight.
George Lucas' thoughts that he is able to fuck with his old films randomly and screw with my childhood memories.
Disney. - For doing the same.(New Musical Number in Beauty and the Beast)
People that argue JUST to argue.

You know that third post covers all that...

Stupid people. Yup, thats about it.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

NOV 14, 2011 06:42 PM

When traffic is at a complete standstill, there is always the guy that gets in the emergency lane and zips past dozens of cars.

But the one who grinds my gears even more than this guy is the fucktard who actually lets this guy merge back into traffic. I want to annihilate those people. I would lock bumpers with the car in front of me rather than let that guy back in.

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

NOV 14, 2011 08:25 PM

Your mom. In a completely sexual way. Vroom.

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 14, 2011 08:53 PM

how about people that go around whining about how badly everything is going for them. Then you make the mistake of trying to listen to their problems only to realize that they not only caused all of it, but had basicly fucked everyone over and they totally deserved everything that happened to them?
Then they get on your case for not being sympethetic.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

NOV 15, 2011 03:25 AM

aussie white trash bogans who drive piece of crap utes covered in spotlights and UHF antenna's ...seriously wtf?

and people who still have no idea how to use round'a'bouts...and they live in a city with like 4000 roundabouts mad.......i find old people the worst

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

NOV 16, 2011 01:32 AM

people who write checks.
fuck you.
i wasn't in a hurry until you decided to do that.

LoudButPointless

LoudButPointless

United Kingdom
October 2010

NOV 16, 2011 01:45 AM

self service checkouts in supermarkets "unexpected item in the bagging area",its my bag you told me to put it there "please wait for assistance" wait for assistance then put bag back on when till tells me too "unexpected item in the bagging area" ARGHmad

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

NOV 16, 2011 07:01 AM

^^ that, last time i went shopping they made me use one of those, and fuck that, like no room, takes 50% longer and the price i'm paying for food includes the price of paying someone to scan and bag my shit...and it ain't any cheaper going self server...so bag my food assholes

at mcdonalds, ok...quarter pounder...no ONION! ...*psssshhh* that was a quarter pounder minus onion?...yes

get burger......its got onionfrown its not rocket science...mad

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

NOV 16, 2011 09:17 AM

I love self service checkouts since I don't have to interact with anyone and I can get my stuff and get out with as little human contact as possible. About the only bad part is if i get behind someone who cannot understand the simple concept of scan and then bag or the very simple concept of how light and scanning beams work(pssst you have to scan the barcode not just wave the product over the scan window).

Seriously fuck those people, don't step up to the self checkout unless you know what to do.

Littlejohn22

Littlejohn22

Fredericton, NB
May 2009

NOV 16, 2011 05:08 PM

People who think there job is the most important thing in the world....

adidasia

adidasia

Denali National Park, AK
September 2011

NOV 16, 2011 06:06 PM

people who eat their entire meal and then complain about it.

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