Philosophical Conundrums

Why did the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Are tech companies deliberately trying to copy Star Trek?

Why are Americans scared of boobs?

Why does KFC hate us?

Why do douchebags always think they're awesome?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, why should I give a fuck?

An eye for an eye leaves the world blind. And that's why we have braille.

They believe what their parents told them.

Why is there braille on drive thru atm's?

How do the Gideon's get into all those hotel rooms? And why aren't they arrested for littering?

Why do people expect a pregnant woman to move aside when they're walking? Don't they know that they don't own the entire walkway?

I would hope so.

If "awe" is the feeling of profundity, and "full" is to contain as much as possible, then why do people continue to use "awful" in the context of the opposite?

Nothing exists when no one is looking at it.

A better question is: "Why do they hate chickens?"

I don't think they have feelings towards chickens, one way or another. They haven't had anything to do with chickens for years.

Why did God create the sun after he created light?

If your mother stands on the street corner.........



Nevermind. Moving on.

Where did the light come from before there was a sun?

Why do we park our cars in driveways and drive them on the parkways?
Why when an alarm comes on, we say it went off.?
Why do some women become virgins after they get married?

HA HA HA!

Why, when I look up the room for ray and ms. NY thread, I get a fucking error? Fix this shit.

take a look around.

^At least we'll have each other.

Why won't it let me respond to ShadowDrgn's emoticons..........ever?