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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 12, 2011 05:43 PM

Why did the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 12, 2011 05:45 PM

Are tech companies deliberately trying to copy Star Trek?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 12, 2011 05:49 PM

Why are Americans scared of boobs?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 12, 2011 05:50 PM

Why does KFC hate us?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 12, 2011 06:07 PM

Why do douchebags always think they're awesome?

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

NOV 12, 2011 07:06 PM

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, why should I give a fuck?

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

NOV 12, 2011 07:07 PM

An eye for an eye leaves the world blind. And that's why we have braille.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

NOV 12, 2011 07:09 PM

Coyotemike said:
Why do douchebags always think they're awesome?



They believe what their parents told them.

Comic_Guy

Comic_Guy

Dundalk, MD
May 2011

NOV 12, 2011 07:12 PM

Why is there braille on drive thru atm's?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 12, 2011 07:14 PM

How do the Gideon's get into all those hotel rooms? And why aren't they arrested for littering?

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

NOV 13, 2011 06:08 AM

Why do people expect a pregnant woman to move aside when they're walking? Don't they know that they don't own the entire walkway? mad

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

NOV 13, 2011 06:44 AM

Coyotemike said:
Are tech companies deliberately trying to copy Star Trek?



I would hope so.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 13, 2011 10:38 AM

If "awe" is the feeling of profundity, and "full" is to contain as much as possible, then why do people continue to use "awful" in the context of the opposite?

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 13, 2011 10:40 AM

whatswrong said:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, why should I give a fuck?



Nothing exists when no one is looking at it.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 13, 2011 10:41 AM

Coyotemike said:
Why does KFC hate us?



A better question is: "Why do they hate chickens?"

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 13, 2011 11:09 AM

AlienSheep said:

Coyotemike said:
Why does KFC hate us?



A better question is: "Why do they hate chickens?"



I don't think they have feelings towards chickens, one way or another. They haven't had anything to do with chickens for years.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 19, 2011 08:34 PM

Why did God create the sun after he created light?

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 19, 2011 08:36 PM

If your mother stands on the street corner.........



Nevermind. Moving on.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

NOV 19, 2011 08:42 PM

Skoosh said:
Why did God create the sun after he created light?



Where did the light come from before there was a sun?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I think it was God's ass crack. That's what the bible says.. must be true.


Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 19, 2011 08:43 PM

Why do we park our cars in driveways and drive them on the parkways?
Why when an alarm comes on, we say it went off.?
Why do some women become virgins after they get married?

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 19, 2011 08:55 PM

AlienSheep said:

Skoosh said:
Why did God create the sun after he created light?



Where did the light come from before there was a sun?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I think it was God's ass crack. That's what the bible says.. must be true.




HA HA HA!


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

We're totally going to Hell.


Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 19, 2011 08:59 PM

Why, when I look up the room for ray and ms. NY thread, I get a fucking error? Fix this shit.

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 19, 2011 09:01 PM

Skoosh said:

AlienSheep said:

Skoosh said:
Why did God create the sun after he created light?



Where did the light come from before there was a sun?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I think it was God's ass crack. That's what the bible says.. must be true.




HA HA HA!


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

We're totally going to Hell.




take a look around.eeek

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 19, 2011 09:03 PM

^At least we'll have each other.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

NOV 19, 2011 09:03 PM

Why won't it let me respond to ShadowDrgn's emoticons..........ever?

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