How rank is your silliness?

Mine smells like old cheese.

stale urine

A mixture ot Old Spice, cheap whiskey, and fast women.

Formaldehyde. Hey, it was good enough for Hitler's penis. Okay, I lie. His penis was supposedly mummified. Just ask bete_noir. I learned this from her.

Like a smoker's fingertips after playing with a wet dog.

Mine smells of moth balls and syphilis.

that's was napoleon's dick......
atilla the hun's was pickled.

you remembered that?

Hilter's was stolen.
oh the penis envy....

I read that the Soviets dug him up and smashed his skull with a sledgehammer and some of the fragments are kept by the Kremlin;.....probably in Big Joe's trophy case.

Elderberries....

Mine smells like day old donuts and cherry slurpees for some odd reason.

Really really old boobs.

Mine smells like mac & cheese.

I use an Apple computer, you know.

Hitler's remains, headshot and burned, were taken by the Soviets after they took the Western part of Germany, including Hitler's bunker. They swore up and down they had no idea what happened to his remains for decades, but after the fall of the Soviet Union somebody leaked the secret. As far as I know, what's left of Hitler is still in a Russian storage vault somewhere.

roast turkey, ranch dressing, cookies, blondies, and prime rib

Not at all. My silliness smells like roses... and chocolate chip cookies.

feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.

One Bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer.

Share? In 24 years it's half mine anyway.

What happened to his mummified dick? I swear I know this subject better than this.

FYI- Rasputin's penis is the envy of the preserved penis world. Don't think I learned that from bete_noir but she may have alluded to it in the girl's locker room.

23.

Mine smells like wet dog.

sweat and desperation......

i swear to gawd I have forgotten all this obscure penis knowledge..... i used to care, now I have cold medicine.