What do you do if...

Let's play this fun little game. Tell us what you would do in the event posed by the person above you, then come up with a new dilemma for the person below you to solve.


What would you do if...


You wake up one day, go out to check your mail and see a fully grown T-Rex running down your street?

Shit myself.

What would you do if ...

You woke up in a tub of ice, without kidneys?

Probably say, "Again!?"

What would you do if...

you found yourself entrusted with caring for an extraterrestrial?

Stock up on wigs and prepare for adventure.


What would you do if...


you were challenged in a life or death yo-yo face off?

Hit my opponent in the face with a yo yo. (Probably by accident)

What would you do if


Every time you spoke people's ears bled?

Same as always, speak when i have something important to say.

What would you do if...


You would up in a field in a pink bunny costume on and a large metal dildo with blood all over it and 2 possible dead bodies, possibly bludgeoned ?

Wonder why I'm in a bunny costume, instead of the badger suit i put on earlier.

What would you do if...

You found out human meat was delicious?

Solve my problem with idiots and my problem of lack of food, all in one fell swoop.


What would you do if...

You were offered a million dollars to fight Mike Tyson?

Fight him and count on Moe the Fan Man to save me.

What would you do if...

You were offered a million dollars to seduce Mike Tyson?

Get paid in advance.


What would you do if


SG disappeared forever?

Cry


What would you do if.....

You were offered by million dollars to sleep with mike Tyson?

Explain how no means no.


What would you do if.....

You were kidnapped by the Joker?

be completely serious


found yourself in the lion's cage at the zoo..

I would probably take a picture and if he got feisty punch him in the nose.

What would you do if....

your favorite food no longer existed?

reconstruct it out of bacon


What would you do if....

you were presented with a "Shoot him, he's the evil twin!" scenario?

Shoot them both.

What would you do if...

You were in my class?

Pay attention and use proper grammar.

What would you do if...

You had to infiltrate a gang of idiots?

I would friend the head idiot and tell him Rory is a cool name! (Oh no he didn't!)

What would you do if...

You just got dissed?

Send rattlesnakes in the mail.

What would you do if...

You woke up in a Star Trek like world wearing a red t-shirt?

Die... duh..


Ate fake bacon... thinking it was real bacon?

I would have traumatizing hallucinations and my skin would slough off.

What would you do if....

if your neighbor told you that Mr. T jacked off into his ear?

I would pity him for being such a fool.

What would you do if...

you had 24 hours to train a puppy any trick?

"Here puppy...time to shit outside. "

What would you do if....

you answer the door naked thinking it's your significant other when really it's the pizza delivery dude?

Act like its totally normal and hope I get a discount.

What would you do if...

You were beaten in a dance-off by a 6 year old white girl?

Well being that I can't dance anyway just laugh




What would you do if...



You were offered a ride in doc Brown's time machine?