Things you don't say during sex

What are some things you shouldn't say during sex

1 min in and the guy says "I'm bout to cum"

Wow, that's really embarrassing. You should have a talk with him and work on it as It could just be nerves. If that doesn't help there are lots of numbing creams and whatnot on the market that might aid in his stamina. Either way, take care and good luck!

"Talk dirty."
"What?"
"Dirty! Anything, talk dirty to me."
"K. You, um. You stupid dickhead"

LMAO

"Is this the right hole"

i haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool.

that being said.

while it may not feel as sexy...this would best fit into the silliness boards.

i think there already is one....


and '' your mum was better"

your grandpa was better

Your grandpa's dog was better.

"Dad, can I borrow the car?"

"ok now i am going up the pee hole"

Im totally going to get on facebook and tag my self in your bed right now......

"I need fifty dollas to make you holla...I get PAID to do the wild thing"

"I'm going to need a flashlight to find where that went."

Put the chainsaw in my ass!

wrong hole dick!

now grab the eggplant.

Thanks now go make me a sandwich

"Oh shit my wife"

*when inside her* your clean right because i wouldn't want to catch that aids again

you say I will get a badge for this scout leader?

***weeping*** it's ok you can keep going

hey, how about we throw on William Shatners album while we do it?