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lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

OCT 19, 2011 07:01 AM

2 in the pink 1 in the stink.....*gives hand gesture* its called the shocker!

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

OCT 19, 2011 07:01 AM

Th0mps0n said:
zoom image



hahaha

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

OCT 19, 2011 07:02 AM

longlostsapper said:
You I'm just going to say it this is in bad taste as a christian I'm very offended by this



I've seen/posted a demotivator with this.. tonguebiggrin

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

OCT 19, 2011 07:06 AM

Red Rover, Red Rover let salvation come over.

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

OCT 19, 2011 09:59 AM

and God looked upon his creation and said," I'm sick of this shit lets flood these fuckers again that was so much fun the last time"

_luvthis_

_luvthis_

New York, NY
February 2011

OCT 20, 2011 10:16 AM

and then he said... let their be... winter?

longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

OCT 20, 2011 10:19 AM

And lo he said go forth and multiple remember its not a sin up her butt

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

OCT 20, 2011 10:20 AM

and God said, " Let there be light....cos I can't see a fuckin thing...damn near broke my neck falling over that chair!"

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

OCT 20, 2011 10:21 AM

And then God said "Let there be chairs.. so that I may trip over them because I haven't invented light yet.."

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

OCT 20, 2011 10:25 AM

and then God created the duck billed platypus and then laughed his ass off!!!

longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

OCT 20, 2011 10:30 AM

And now said god I created the all important douch bags let them rule the earth

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

OCT 20, 2011 10:36 AM

Coyotemike said:

Th0mps0n said:
I wonder if religious folk would get off to Mary and Joseph porn....



I doubt it. Most of the real wingnuts believe they never banged.



Also, Mary was in her early teens, and Joseph was pushing at least 50. So, puke

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

OCT 20, 2011 10:38 AM

phrogg said:
17- And on the seventh day, Ceiling Cat did watch all the people resting and masturbating 18- And Ceiling Cat said "It is good." 19- And the people did worship Ceiling Cat because he was cool with the human condition even though he is a cat; 20- And behold, the people did slaughter the fatted calf and cooked him on the grill 21- And did offer cheeseburgers to Ceiling Cat as a burnt offering of thanksgiving. 22- Ceiling Cat said: "Why don't you all fuck and multiply and replenish the earth? It's certainly what I would do."



Praise be!

longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

OCT 20, 2011 10:47 AM

RudieCantFail said:

Coyotemike said:

Th0mps0n said:
I wonder if religious folk would get off to Mary and Joseph porn....



I doubt it. Most of the real wingnuts believe they never banged.



Also, Mary was in her early teens, and Joseph was pushing at least 50. So, puke



Have you been to that part of the world that's still okay there pukepukepuke

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

OCT 20, 2011 12:37 PM

longlostsapper said:

RudieCantFail said:

Coyotemike said:

Th0mps0n said:
I wonder if religious folk would get off to Mary and Joseph porn....



I doubt it. Most of the real wingnuts believe they never banged.



Also, Mary was in her early teens, and Joseph was pushing at least 50. So, puke



Have you been to that part of the world that's still okay there pukepukepuke


That's why it's called the Holy Land....as In Holy Christ this is still legal!!!!

Littlejohn22

Littlejohn22

Fredericton, NB
May 2009

OCT 20, 2011 03:20 PM

... and on the seventh day Gods said... oh fuck I was suppose to do something... no matter, I'll just say it took me the whole seven days... ok. more Call Of Duty...

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 20, 2011 03:28 PM

And God Spake: WTF is this shit? I wanted an Iphone 5, not some piece of shit Iphone 4s!

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

OCT 20, 2011 03:31 PM

Coyotemike said:
And God Spake: WTF is this shit? I wanted an Iphone 5, not some piece of shit Iphone 4s!



...And the lord smiteth he who wears of the black turtleneck.

longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

OCT 20, 2011 03:34 PM

Rory_B_Bellows said:

Coyotemike said:
And God Spake: WTF is this shit? I wanted an Iphone 5, not some piece of shit Iphone 4s!



...And the lord smiteth he who wears of the black turtleneck.



....... And gentiles did rejoice

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

OCT 21, 2011 09:48 AM

and when Colonel Gaddafi arrived at the pearly gates St Peter said, " This is a joke right?"

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

OCT 21, 2011 11:10 AM

IrishLad9175 said:
and when Colonel Gaddafi arrived at the pearly gates St Peter said, " This is a joke right?"



good one.biggrin

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

OCT 21, 2011 11:13 AM

And the Lord did say onto his trusted angel Satan, "Verily I say on to thee, go forth and create a web site full of hot naked punk,goth and emo-chicks;....and it shall be good." biggrin

Mayvis

Mayvis

Clackamas, OR
July 2011

OCT 21, 2011 11:19 AM

And the Lord Doth said, "I shall fuck with man by making him not my greatest creation, but instead shall name a creature a creature I call the platypus to be my greatest creation, instead."

And the Lord doth spoke "He who smelt it,dealt it."

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