Silliness

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10/23/11

Nicki Minaj and her Tyrannus Rex like hips... [5]

10/23/11

We're all mad here. [2]

10/23/11

If there were an exam on procrastination...

10/22/11

What do you do if... [2]

10/22/11

________, fuck yeah [3]

SirLazarusCries

10/22/11

Looch_The_Great

10/22/11

What do you want for Christmas...(sexual favors included) [25]

10/22/11

Are you lonesome tonight? [3]

10/22/11

Turn the Light On

10/22/11

Places Penis DOES NOT GO!!!!! [10]

10/22/11

silliness needs a support group [3]

10/21/11

SG ABC game v.2 [89]

SirLazarusCries

10/21/11

SirLazarusCries

10/21/11

What names wouldn't you name your kids?? [5]

Looch_The_Great

10/21/11

Vagina game.. [18]

Looch_The_Great

10/21/11

The vagina game [10]

SirLazarusCries

10/21/11

I could appreciate Elipsis for hours. [151]

SirLazarusCries

10/21/11

SG's A to Z [12]

SirLazarusCries

10/21/11

Talented Vaginas

10/21/11

The Human Race Deserves Extinction [6]

10/21/11

the SUICIDE GIRL game [21]

Looch_The_Great

10/21/11

Unlikely lines to see in the Bible....... [5]

10/21/11

Silliness Orgy Night [3]

10/21/11

DJ Flula, anyone? [2]

10/20/11

I'd rather not _____________ the person above me. [3]

10/20/11

Halloween Costumes Of Silliness [3]

10/20/11

I love it when... [2]

10/20/11

The new MARVEL appreciation thread, because search never works for me. [28]

10/20/11

skype? ... anyone? [2]

10/20/11

I wouldn't advise you to ___________ if you're naked. [4]

10/20/11

10/20/11

Prepare to have your mind BLOWN!

10/19/11

There are times when my leg hurts.

10/19/11

The You Only Lose If You Double Post Thread! [2]

10/19/11

Exam Answers [2]

10/18/11

Would You Have Sex With The Person Above You? [4]

10/18/11

The Karaoke Thread [19]

10/18/11

Do you know who I am? [3]

10/18/11

BDeyeD is sick. Fix. [2]

10/18/11

Vows of the Knights of Silliness.

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Unlikely lines to see in the Bible.......

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IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 06:47 AM

And on the eighth day God made Narnia and forgot all about Earth...

formerviking

Denver, PA

May 2006

OCT 16, 2011 06:50 AM

What do you mean " You're pregnant " ?

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

OCT 16, 2011 06:57 AM

And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others.

_luvthis_

New York, NY

February 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:09 AM

Eve go off now and screw all ye sons to populate the world

Blue_Raven

Ireland

October 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:21 AM

oh my god iv left weed everywhere! oh no! shit.

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

OCT 16, 2011 07:23 AM

And Abraham said unto the Lord, "Seriously, God, what the fuck?!! You were going to have me kill my own son, you sick asshole?"

And the Lord said unto Abraham, "Haha, I totes had you going there! Haha! Just chill-out, bro. It's all good, nobody got hurt. We can send the video into 'Jackass'."

IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:44 AM

and when Mary told Joseph she was with child and still a virgin he said," Get the fuck out of this house you lying cheating slut"

_luvthis_

New York, NY

February 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:46 AM

And there will be a flood of all floods but don't tell Noah
(it'll only be in Israel)

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

OCT 16, 2011 07:50 AM

luvthisNY said:
And there will be a flood of all floods but don't tell Noah
(it'll only be in Israel)

And Noah said unto the Lord, "So, how does this work with just one male and one female of each species, God? I mean, after the second generation, wouldn't the offspring just keep getting progressively more and more deformed, because you'd have siblings mating with each other?"

And the Lord said unto Noah, "Um... well... y'see, the thing about that is... gotta go, see ya!" And the Lord thus did bid a hasty retreat.

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

OCT 16, 2011 07:51 AM

formerviking said:
What do you mean " You're pregnant " ?

Lol.

IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:51 AM

and God gave Moses the 19 commandments and said" Now you will remember all them wont you?"

IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:56 AM

letter of Paul to the Romans.

Dear Romans this is the 6th time I have wrote to you and I got no reply what kind of rude cunts are you?

_luvthis_

New York, NY

February 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:57 AM

IrishLad9175 said:
and God gave Moses the 19 commandments and said" Now you will remember all them wont you?"

And Moses said... Fuck that...smashed the tablets and had 10 left...the ones he smashed were horrible like "thou shalt not jerk off"

IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 07:59 AM

luvthisNY said:

IrishLad9175 said:
and God gave Moses the 19 commandments and said" Now you will remember all them wont you?"

And Moses said... Fuck that...smashed the tablets and had 10 left...the ones he smashed were horrible like "thou shalt not jerk off"

LOL to funny

IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 08:04 AM

and on the day of Jesus's crucifixion when the Roman's came to get him, Jesus's pointed at Peter and said, "That's Jesus there" and fucked off landing Peter in shit creek

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX

April 2007

OCT 16, 2011 08:22 AM

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's...racket.

phrogg

Greenville, SC

August 2005

OCT 16, 2011 09:14 AM

luvthisNY said:

IrishLad9175 said:
and God gave Moses the 19 commandments and said" Now you will remember all them wont you?"

And Moses said... Fuck that...smashed the tablets and had 10 left...the ones he smashed were horrible like "thou shalt not jerk off"

#17: Thou shalt not talk about the Fight Club.

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

OCT 16, 2011 09:27 AM

Noah was a perv. . . and into bestiality, two of every animal in the world and a pen that barely fit them with their asses hanging out in the open for him to... examine them regularly.

IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 09:30 AM

and Mary looking upon her son on the cross and said " well it could have been worse, they could have used rusted nails"

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

OCT 16, 2011 09:38 AM

"And as he journeyed, it came to pass that he drew nigh unto Damascus: and suddenly there shone round about him a light out of heaven: and he fell upon the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? And he said, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? And the Lord replied, Fear me crazy person!"

Gumballhead

Saint Charles, MO

July 2011

OCT 16, 2011 09:47 AM

...and the lord spake to Bobby O'Shea, who was going on third, on the little stage, at the Laff Factory on 2nd street, Yea, he did say unto him: "Bobby, my son, what's the deal with airline food...?"

IrishLad_

United Kingdom

January 2011

OCT 16, 2011 10:03 AM

and on the 3rd day Jesus arisen from the dead walks up behind peter and says" BOO!"

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

OCT 16, 2011 10:18 AM

And then they fucked.

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV

November 2008

OCT 16, 2011 10:48 AM

And Jesus spake unto Peter; "Lo, I'm actually NOT the son of God. My mother had an affair with Joseph's brother, Chet. He is my real dad."
And Peter wept, lamenting; "But Jesus, what about this Bible thing we've been working on?"
Jesus thought for a moment, finally saying; "Fuck it, we'll release it anyway."

semiretiredpunk

USA

March 2007

OCT 16, 2011 10:53 AM

If Jesus shalt cast out the money lenders,
thou shalt turn to page 337.

If Jesus shalt continue into the temple and ignore them,
thou shalt turn to page 521.

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