Audio Silliness Game 5000

The game is simple. Post a script under spoilers below your post. The next person goes to Vocaroo.com
and reads/records your script and then posts it here so we can listen. Then they get to spoiler a script.
Lets do this.
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It's not that we're chicken. We're just lazy. Get it right.

When the man's right he's right.

i was going to do this but my computer lacks a microphone, the only one i have is like a gigantic studio mic and needs phantom power so......to lazy

Meh.

Okay... I'll play... Though I read like a 5 year old. . .

You've gotta ask yourself one question.

Oh damn! Did not read instructions. Although I don't think I could quite lend the spirit needed to the preceding script.

Holiday season script:

Tribute

And velvet_petal's

ahh ahh ahhhh


Now I want to hear someone not Australian say this:

Bahahahahaha Oh my goodness.

hmm

Let's see if this works.

What's a Bonnie Doon?

is that you? IT'S NOT LOOCH.

Boonie Doon is a town in Australia.

Looch man.. you have some serious recording tech apparently.. you should be on the radio haha

I have a headset.
And yes, that's me.

Yeah sorry Alien but Looch whooped ass.

hahaha... And I bow to the greatness of his voice.

Looch say this

"I relieve you, sir"

Change it up a little

"I stand relieved"

How do you spell relief?

You are now the Captain of the USS Awesome Voice. Congratulations.. Captain.

The previous Captain was AntiSCO. Dude blew out by headset in silly chat last year haha..

They don't call me The Velour Fog for nothing.

Nice outfit. You should wear that on cam next silly chat..

Oh Velour Fog!