Salmon Vodka

This happened tonight

Please accept my deepest sympathies.

Ouch!

Did you see Putin looking over the horizon?

that just had bad move written all over it.





did you try this?

This tasted worse than anne coulter's face looks.

Drinking this was worse than reading youtube comments

That is an alcoholic monstrosity.

i have tried the bacon vodka. This was worse.

This was worse than watching Carlos Mencia stand up.

lol.... where will you draw the line?

MacGavin Scotch and any mezcal that comes in a plastic bottle.

I hope for your sake you got drunk out of the situation. It's going to take a lot of alcohol to forget salmon vodka.

I bought two bottles of sake. and not the little bottles either.

you're still typing coherently...... keep drinking

I'm even more aware of my typos when i'm drinking. I don't want it to look like im drunk.

very clever!

the give away that i'm drunk is when i start going "woooooo!!!! I'm drunk! look at my weiner!"

that's what I do!

yay!

Okay, I like salmon. But this sounds like the most disgusting thing ever.

I don't like salmon or vodka.

i don't either. It was an experiment. For science!

you knew going into this it would be bad right, you didn't harbor some secret hope it'd be decent, did you?

oh hell no. I knew that was going to be bad from the beginning. But an experience like that only comes once in a lifetime. I couldn't pass it up.