Do you know who I am?

When everything's a little lighter in the light of day. And, we know the night is always gonna be there anyway!

You're a dirty bitch, San Diego.

Thinkin of ya's workin' up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite and the thought of lovin' you is gettin' so exciting, sky rockets in flight. Afternoon Delight.

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

WITH THE LEMONS

sweet lincoln's mullet!

Apparently my son was on something called 'acid' and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd. You know how kids are!

By the beard of Zeus!

Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth, there's poop coming out of your mouth.

i'm ron burgundy?

Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!

I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?

I think I was in love once.

discovered by the germans in 1904 they named it San Diego, which of course in german means a whales vagina.

I did that one already! God! Pay attention!

No. There's no way that's correct.

Really? What was her name?

I don't remember.

That's not a good start, but keep going.

She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. that's what I'm gonna do. a straight shot. right to the babymaker.

I'm pretty sure that's not love.

Wow really, I don't think I have ovarys