How many times does PAULNIKON fap a day?

I'm thinking he doesn't stop all day...

Those baggy shorts hide the third hand he grew that is constantly fapping.

A few of these posts are very close.

*bump*


we need to get to the bottom of this.


i say 2.3 times per day....on average.

no no no, I told you, it's more than that. What are we betting?

i thought we were talking about Paul Nikon. Not you.

HAHA! I don't masturbate, nor do I have sex. I am saving myself for Jesus.

like this?




these bodacious beauties are all about to have sex.

You know it.


...And I say we bet skittles. One bag of skittles says Paul faps 3 times a day.

I second the motion!



I stand by my first guess. (2.3 times per day)