Would you wax the vagina of the person above you?

Heh.

Yup...

But I would be afraid I might tear her Vajayjay!

Fuck yeah I would wax your vagina.

And.....my vajayjay? Hahahaha!

Ok, but we do it my way: candle wax and an angry badger.

Coyotes have looooooooooooots of hair.

This is gonna get messy.

Does his species have vaginas? Does his species even have females? I thought that was why he came here.

You might feel a little twinge

yes...hold the skin taut n pull. i got this

No, but I will pull each hair, one by one, with tweezers. By the time I'm done, her pussy muscles will be so strong, she'll be able to bend steel with her twat!

She already can do that. I've seen it. It's awesome.

and also julienne fries!

Call within the next ten minutes, and we'll double your order for no extra charge!

I won a years worth of Turtle Wax on a 70's game show.
Your pussy is gonna gleam like it's still on the show room floor!

here bite down on this...

so do you want a heart shape or racing stripes?

i want a tmnt.

What's a TMNT?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, duh.

I heard he had electrolysis on his vajayjay

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Edit: Oh woops, didn't see your response, Loochy.

wonder which hurts more? electrolysis or waxing?

Having done bo--who knows?

^^^HA HA HA!

You date ONE cosmetology student...

Obviously.

I meant, what is a TMNT in terms of vagina waxing?