birthday boner

i'm ten times creepier when sober. don't fret. strip.

im already naked.

booty shot.

<-----has boner

i'll have to turn the laptop on

i'll wait.

boner with this hook-up-----^

what is this? i start an innocent thread about birthday boners and it gets turned into a sexual discussion somehow?! i cannot believes thies!

also, morning boner.

And you all wonder why I'm still single? It's because all the fine human sisters are being grabbed up by robots! You got metal-fever!

Vibrators objectify robots. I've been saying it for years...

My boner's in Afghanistan.

Actually it's plastic.

its an evil robot come down to earth to steal all our females, seducing them with variable vibration patterns and built in clity ticklers.....

*shakes fist in air* curse you!!!

birthday!

birthday vibrator?

Emporor Wang's rapist robots from planet Porno??

yes

They took Grannie, NOOOOOOO

hehe

I miss the awkward boner thread.

bump it......with your boner

I thought they were called clitty ticklers.