"Able to stay alert for 8 hours a day"

Aw geez. Those are some stringent job requirements.

What kind of totalitarian regime you guys running here?

I can do this 2 and a half times in one day.

I think that deserves a promotion and a raise.

Well I don't like to waste time so I try to only sleep 16 hours a day, so being alert for 8 hours a day isn't that bad.

Can you sound cordial on the phone?

At least. And extra cookies + nap time.

You've got to sell yourself better than that to get this job.


There, that's more like it. Minus the confessional, of course.

I'm simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Anyone you've ever met.

Straight? Is there a break?

That's what I do. I answered phones for a living before I was laid off.

Are you alert when you are in the toilet?

Laid off for napping?

No, that would be getting fired. everyone was laid off, the call center closed.

HYPERVIGILANT!

Okay, so far you are the most qualified applicant for this job.
*resume goes on top of stack*

You're in too.

Pff.. I even sang Tina Turner to you.. What does an Alien hominid need to do to get ahead around here?!!

AlienSheep stays up late and gets up early but I'm not sure how aware he is of what is going on most times, but don't tell him I said that.

Besides, not sure if he has all of his Alien work papers.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to use the little boy's room.

I'm aware even when I'm sleeping!

How do you feel about fetching coffee?

I hate it!!

I don't need this job anyway. I'm just going to put my spacesuit on and float about for 8 hours!

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I also trained other people to answer phones properly and use programs related to assisting customers with billing and technical issues.

AlienSheep said:
I hate it!!

I don't need this job anyway. I'm just going to put my spacesuit on and float about for 8 hours!

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What a shame. The girls at the office are disappointed. See the pain in their eyes.