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jPrenda

jPrenda

South Plainfield, NJ
June 2010

AUG 20, 2011 01:29 PM

Greaser said:

RudieCantFail said:

velvet_petal said:
Who gets to be Morgan Freeman?



Who gets to be horribly, horribly gang-raped by a group of inbred prisoners?


Not me. I lied about my inner zen on my resume, so I'm afraid I must resign as Morgan Freeman.


I've still got a sexy voice, though.




Well, damn! Who do I get my tiny hammer from now?

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

AUG 20, 2011 01:40 PM

jPrenda said:
Well, damn! Who do I get my tiny hammer from now?


A tiny Thor? A tiny hardware store? Steal it from a Keebler elf?

Th0mps0n

Th0mps0n

Australia
February 2008

AUG 20, 2011 01:45 PM

I vote midget Thor!

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

AUG 20, 2011 01:49 PM

How about a Keebler elf dressed as Thor? You could get a tiny hammer and cookies!

jPrenda

jPrenda

South Plainfield, NJ
June 2010

AUG 20, 2011 01:50 PM

Greaser said:
How about a Keebler elf dressed as Thor? You could get a tiny hammer and cookies!



THIS

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

AUG 20, 2011 03:36 PM

Guys, it's called a rock hammer. Get it right!

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

AUG 20, 2011 04:05 PM

You know what else is a rock hammer?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Here's a hint, it's my penis.

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

AUG 20, 2011 04:39 PM

I still dont think there is sodomy, burtal beatings and torturous maiming yes, but no sodomy.

except from some of the ladeez and their strap-ons, cause you know they are the guards in this here prison... shocked

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

AUG 20, 2011 04:53 PM

Pom_felo said:
You know what else is a rock hammer?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Here's a hint, it's my penis.



And I bet you carve and polish midget Keebler Elf Thors with it don't you..

Holepuncher

Holepuncher

Golden, CO
October 2004

AUG 20, 2011 05:04 PM

Sallen said:
I still dont think there is sodomy, burtal beatings and torturous maiming yes, but no sodomy.

except from some of the ladeez and their strap-ons, cause you know they are the guards in this here prison... shocked



have you forgotten all of the surprise buttsecks?

Holepuncher

Holepuncher

Golden, CO
October 2004

AUG 20, 2011 05:04 PM

stupid double posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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