Silliness is a prison drama, like The Shawshank Redemption

Except with more tunneling through shit and no redemption.

Hahahahaha

This is gonna be the looongest night of his life.

In that story he comes through the shit clean on the other side so buck up chuck!

Who gets to be Morgan Freeman?

Whoever it is, is quite the lucky one.

That mean prison gaurd, the one who gets hauled away at the end, he's also the voice of Mr. Krabs on Spongebob.




And we all are a little richer for knowing.

I have the inner zen but not the voice, so I'm out.

If you're lucky you might even get a body cavity search from time to time, or a serious frisking.

You mean this guy?

Who gets to be horribly, horribly gang-raped by a group of inbred prisoners?

ANOTHER TIME, HIGHLANDER!

I don't know, I would think silliness has less sodomy.

Are you new here?

There's a lot of gangs and group beatings of the new inmate.

I can attest to that.

You got a purdy mouth, boy.

YES! That guy!

Hmm....Nah, couldn't be.

Prison Rape Isn't Funny.

Seriously. This isn't a Rick-Roll link.

HA HA HA!!!!

The Rita Haywood redemption is what King originally entitled it.
probably a good thing he changed the name.
What if he'd called it "The Rock hound's Redemption"?

Me. I have a sexy voice and a reasonable degree of inner zen.

Not me. I lied about my inner zen on my resume, so I'm afraid I must resign as Morgan Freeman.


I've still got a sexy voice, though.