Silliness

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Silliness Bar Stories... [2]

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RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

AUG 14, 2011 10:30 PM

I once walked into a bar, and got a concussion.

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA

August 2008

AUG 14, 2011 10:33 PM

A rope walked into a bar.

Yes that’s right… a rope.

Rope: “Bartender, get me a drink.”

Bartender: “Sorry buddy, we don’t serve ropes here.”

Discouraged, the rope slithered its way to the road. He sulked, not knowing what he could do next.

Passerby: “Hey buddy, you’re looking down. Can I help you.”

Rope: “Nah, that’s ok. Just a bad day.”

The passerby starts to walk away when the rope stops him.

“Actually, could you do me a favor? Would you mind fraying my ends a little bit?” the rope asks.

Passerby: “Uh… sure…if you say so.” He slightly frays the ropes ends.

Another passerby: “Hey, you look a little sad. Can I help you out?”

Rope: “Actually, yes you could. Do you think you could tie me in a knot?”

Passerby: “Ok… if you say so.”

Rope crawls back into the bar. “Bartender, get me a drink,” he orders.

Bartender: “HEY! Aren’t you the same rope I threw out of here yesterday!?”

Rope: “Nope… I’m A-FRAYED-KNOT!”

imspectr

South Plainfield, NJ

March 2009

AUG 14, 2011 10:56 PM

Nea said:

Nea said:

AlienSheep said:

Nea said:

AlienSheep said:
For some reason I can't remember all the good bar stories I probably have.

I was always at the bars...nothing besides the mudvayne story particularly stands out...than again to me a group fight with some asshole who punched me seems pretty epic.

I was just too drunk to remember.

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I've got you beat. 15 weeks 2 days no alcohol.

Over a year. No alcohol

That trophy should have a curler on top. Just sayin.

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