Silliness Bar Stories...

So last night Dryad, Rivera, Skoosh, Dryad's BFF and I all go into a bar. Upon entrance we grab the table nearest the door with easy access to the pool table. After a short time of listening to the jukebox playing rather soft fem songs Dryad's BFF points out to me that we accompany the only three girls in the bar other than the bartender, all the other patrons are military looking sorts that seem to be on the hunt for womenfolk, all drinking PBR, Budweiser, Coors or the like. I suggest that the jukebox is on random. . .

The ladies go over and punch in a SHITLOAD of tracks...

...it was another half hour before they began playing.

During which time soft fem music continued to dominate the playlist.

Once her music began I looked around the room at the hunters and saw a shift in the energy of the room.

is this like the first installment of an epic story or was that it?

if so...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

cool story bro

That was it... the story... It was supposed to get others into posting...

I do make fail threads here and there...

Man, I put in Come Sail Away!

OK, Back when I did drink, we used to go to this small little dive bar in the projects. You could get lots more than just booze there. Talk about seedy. The place was crawling with dealers, crackheads, and the Pagan MC.

So, here we are one night, having a grand ol' time, getting our drink (among other things) on, hanging out with the Pagans, the only place we were safe. After a few hours of that some yelling began, which was not uncommon. These two guys got into a fight, for whatever reason, and one of them ended up on our table, face first, spilling our beer everywhere.

I've seen some shit, but this has got to be the most brutal.

If you know anything about MC's, a lot usually carry bandanas with padlocks on the ends of them in back pockets. So, the few we were sitting with began to beat this poor guy who, mind you, had already got the shit kicked out of him by thug #1 right before this. It was brutal.

The whole place went into a frenzy. The Pagans started going to town on anyone in arms reach. The bouncer wouldn't let us leave because we didn't pay our tab, and the bartender was too busy trying to break up the fight. No one wants to call the cops because of all the illegal shit that happens there, so it went on. It was probably a good 10 minutes of this before we were able to leave.

I never went back.

Lesson: If you are ever in a seedy place, don't open a tab.

The only epic bar story I have was when Mudvayne was playing. Me my ex, my cousin, his friends and my friend were all their drinking and whatnot. A drunk punched me. My cousin punched him in the face, my ex headbutted him and I jumped on his back clawing his face when he tried to hit my ex. When security came over to us and asked who started it everyone pointed to that guy and they made him leave.
/end story.

For some reason I can't remember all the good bar stories I probably have.

I was always at the bars...nothing besides the mudvayne story particularly stands out...than again to me a group fight with some asshole who punched me seems pretty epic.

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

LOL

I have lots of stories, not many have to do with a bar, and most I would only tell in person.

I was just too drunk to remember.

I've got you beat. 15 weeks 2 days no alcohol.

Over a year. No alcohol

I hit a year back in April.

Sober hi-five!

Every year for about three years my friends and I would rent like twelve parade costumes and hit all the bars in victoria. We crashed a wedding reception at the nicest hotel in Vic (The Empress). We skateboarded down the streets in costumes. Played a buskers full drum set... My friend Mario is sick.
When you dress up you can get away with murder and you don't wait in line anywhere. You can pour your own drinks behind the bar and people just laugh. I was always the white rabbit. Girls would grab my junk, buy me drinks and always wanted to dance. One year the cookie monster got into a fight. Who fights the cookie monster anyways?

Double

I... Dear Sir... Would like to hang out with you and your crowd!

I... Dear Sir... Would like to hang out with you and your crowd!

I'd fight the cookie monster if I was drunk enough.
Btw; you & your friends win. Going to bars in costumes sounds like a fun time.

In Munich with a bunch of rowdy German folk during (real) Football game.

Almost got thrown out of a gay bar once...lol

OK, so it was this girl at works birthday. She wanted to go out for it, her cousin is gay, I think he talked her into going to the gay bar. Anyway, about 30 girls and one gay guy were the only ones going so a couple of the girls talked my buddy and I into going. We were like fuck it, I'll go if you go. So we roll in there and sure enough, buncha dudes having a good time with each other. To each his own, but it wasn't a pleasant sight for me. Ha! I proceeded to get drunk. All the girls we came with took over this big platform attached to the dance floor. He's the part of the story where I explain to you straight guys why you should go to a gay club with some girls. You're the only straight guys there! The wall was lined with mirrors and there were like padded benches against them. Somehow these girls decided they all had to give me and my friend lap dances. Needless to say, it was epic. I think the bouncers were already pissy about us being there anyway, and then I kinda sorta was buying underage girls shots of 1800. I was about to get thrown out but dude let me slide with being cut off. Whatever. Still got more lap dances and we went home with the winners of the lapdance contest. Win!!

Well, I had a tooth knocked out while I was drinking at a bar. My last job I worked on board chruise ship that circled the Islands, and on this one island alot of the crew would hit this one bar. Since I got off around 3:30-4:30 in the afternoon, I would take a shower head down there and have them start pouring drinks. Well, one night I was in there and had been drinking and eating for a good 3 hours and a small fight broke out- some crew member was hitting on a local's girl, he didn't appreciate it much, decided to crack the cue stick against the guy's back. Dude's friends got involved, etc. etc.

Well i was at the bar, talking to this girl that I tried to convince to come back to my cabin, and the other side of me was this Samoan dude who made me look small. Well when the brawl breaks out to involve the whole place, I had just turned to order another drink from the bar when I feel the right side get hit by a freight train. I responded with "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and grabbed an empty pint glass and hurled it into the brawl, before joining. About 8 minutes later we could hear the sirens of Maui's finest coming so me, the girl I was with, and another dude hightailed it out a side door and went as far away from that bar as possible.When the "flee from the po-po" instinct had ended I turned to see the dude and realized it was the Samoan who cold cocked me, as the guy said sorry about it, etc. etc.

That night I got back to my cabin and headed to the bathroom to find most my middle right molar completely shattered. I found it was a pretty cool night though, got laid, I became friends with the Samoan, and we would meet up, and I never had to pay for a drink around him.

That was one of my better stories, But I have so many of them it's not even funny.

I once shot a man in Reno just so I could say that I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.