Are you in a porn movie?

How can you tell if you're in a porn movie? What are the signs?

Nobody needs lube.

You cum from GIVING oral.

Nobody is wearing clothes.

I am... and the biggest sign is if while stroking it to a flick you realize that's someone you fucked... then you realize that is you fucking them!

The women, no matter how clothed they are, wear stripper shoes.

There is a camera on while you're having sex.

mustache...epic one

There's annoying cheesy beach music in the background.

There is a penis inside your vagina.

For some reason delivering pizza makes you so horny and hot women want to pay with sex

There are 30 naked adults, but not one pubic hair.

something needs to be fixed...and it never gets fixed

There is loud moaning and even if it doesn't look like it's good it sounds like it is.

Nobody is wearing underwear.

The chick cums from some awkward looking finger banging.

Anal is always on the menu.

It's normal to squirt 5 times in 3 minutes.

Only German women have periods.

no one ever says "oops"

Everyone cums a lot all the time everywhere

Even the short, ugly dude gets the hot chick.

All conversations seem to start a soundtrack of really cheesy music.

i think we all watch too much porn

guy never gets a cramp