Are you in a horror movie ?

The ways to tell if your in a horror movie


There's a token minority new to your group of friends

You have sex before the killer busts in to kill you.

People say I'll be right back before dieing

One or two people foolishly wander away from the group.

People run up stares to escape

People run away, trip, fall, and sometimes hurt their leg/ankle.

You are at a log cabin on a forest lake.

(Which is all seriousness is one of my favorite places to be. Stupid horror movies)

You're wearing your fanciest underwear, makeup, and expensive clothing while exploring a haunted house/driving all night/taking a long bus trip.

Your firearms that always works misfires a lot

I did just move into an old, creepy house.

You decide to have really bad 5 minute sex AFTER the first victims have been killed.

You lose your virginity after your best friend is killed.

You notice that the lightning flashes always seem to highlight various sharp/pointy objects, but one disappears between flashes.

You suddenly become a martial arts master, and need only a pair of sewing scissors to kill the killer.

Everyone has a perfect body

One of your friends turns out to be a killer revealing their motive and even though everyone but you dies you manage to survive.

You start hearing chainsaws at all odd hours of the night.

You're wearing a cheerleader uniform, even though you're not in school. Plus, you're 30.

You go exploring places where locals tell you not to.

Suddenly you have no cellphone reception, you're lost, and find yourself alone in unfamiliar territory.

You can MacGuyver a flame thrower out of simple farm equipment, based on the lesson the hot chemistry teacher with the huge tits taught that very day.

Your car breaks down shortly after you insult and look down upon some local country bumpkins.

You see a sketchy looking house in the distance, the only house for miles and decide to go ask for help in the very unkempt property.

You drive 5 miles and wind up in a completely different dialectic area of the U.S.

Whatever activity you were doing before the first person dies, you were on a nationally ranked team, on your way to the finals.