A place for T0mmy to discuss merkins

... or whatever else she chooses.

What is this?!

I'm merkin' out rawt nae.

I'm bored and I think you're cute, and this thread is the result. Also, I like the word merkin.

Fancy.

Who DOESN'T want a merkin?!

That's you drooling, right?

On a serious note, this is one of my favourite photographs

Hahaha that's the one I just chose for your hairless merkin cat!!

Is this where Ewoks come from?

whats your opinion on squirrel merkins?

If I were voted for president, every man, woman, child, squirrel and hairless cat would be the proud owner of their very own customisable merkin.

I'll take one with a Manta Ray on it. I think they're purdy.

i would totally rock the ass merkin.....wait is there such a thing as ass merkins?

Yessir. All you have to do is superglue a merkin to your ass. The act of "Assmerkinary" isn't for the faint of heart, as such a situation can indeed get messy.

Yes. Make sure it's not in the way before you poop!

AlienSheep knows this from experience.

Just don't talk about the "incident".

Your mom wants to talk about it.

YAY MERKIN LUVIN.

BobMerkin approves.

Why do I start people on the most idiotic of threads involving merkins, tacos, butt fucking logic, drug tests and... God only knows.

Soooo merkin is a fancy word for pubes?