Men so hot you'll need mittens

flame retardant ones.

*inserts photo of me*

Finally a fetish few have explored.

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I hope.

*saves to files for later*

Brad suddenly loses confidence next to Enrico.


It's kind of understandable.

velvet_petal said:
Finally a fetish few have explored.

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I hope.

Oh, how I wish I could say I wasn't one of those few. Oh, wait, I can!


I was unaware of belted sweaters until now. If only I could go back to five minutes ago ...

THIS is why i can't get a date..I'm missing the current trends - now..where do you buy one of these gorgeous sweaters

For nights when you're really feeling crazy

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Could it be that those quiet moans of supplication were brought on by a nantuk ombre hombre?

Sssshhh. I'm not telling.

1974.

I am going to wear one of these through Vegas. Someone will definitely want to marry me straight away.

Pulls out the magic lava lamp and some beans.

Hot.

i think i have one of these

My friend gave me 70s male centrefolds awhile back. Men laying on rocks, fishing, waterskiing... Butt naked with lovely perms.

Literally. You'll die instantly.

Why are you being so selfish?! Hoarding.

Must have!

they had such lovely mustaches back then...they all look like burt reynolds

I've been thinking about getting a perm for a while, and that's the final push I needed. May as well do my pubes while I'm at it, right? I can show my permed pubes off while wearing nothing but a belted sweater. No woman will be able to resist.

I prefer my pubes to be braided.... or slicked back with a load of hair gel.

Cornrows?

I'm not sure cornrows would match the belt sweater as much as slicked hair gel pubes would. And you can trust me on that, I'm with the government.

Ron Howard IS Indiana Jones, in the Temple of Fay Corduroy.

Bartender, make mine a man. A man in a Robin Hood lace up sweater.

If only, Ronnie and me at Inspiration Point.

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Roger Daltrey and a young Oliver Stone: together at last.

You could align so that they mimic the grain of the sweater.

Touché