Tell me...

the most random thing about you.

And go.

I can spray spit from under my tongue at will.....

My Toes look like fingers. . .

I have an extended tongue cause I bit through it when I was 5. . .

I have been near death a lot....


This seems rather familiar....

i have a scar on my leg where there was a cactus spine for 3 years

My dick is currently not in anyone's butt.

my butt is currently dick free

I have broken my nose 6 times

I have possibly fractured my nose hooping and all orifices of my body remain free from the male reproductive organ and any other phallic shaped object.

My pension is for the ladies.

my bottom ribs are not connected by cartilage and will pop 'out' on top of the muscle.

Does that hurt?

I am terrified of snakes

Sometimes.... more so if someone grabs it.

I'm oddly fascinated.

Don't try to take your ribs back guys.

I used to play soccer and was extremely flexible (yes *sigh* I know what that puts into people's heads). I used to stretch my quads by sticking my feet under my ribs. So, yeah, that's how it happened. Now it just looks weird if I lie down in an odd position.

ouch

My mind didn't go there until you said that

I have an irrational fear of slugs. Seriously. They freak me out big time.

I had a blind pony as a child.

I have bone spurs on my heels. They hurt lots.

Im terrified of crickets.

I am double jointed in my legs.

I was on local TV in Ireland once telling Jokes.

i love snakes, spiders, crickets,slugs and girls with double jointed body parts

when i was young i had a massive key collection, like a couple hundred and became quite adept at opening locks with various bent wires.

was in a car rollover 5 years ago and used my pockeknife to cut the seat belt and escape.

i have robin-hooded many arrows while shooting at targets with my bow but never an apple off some kids head....not yet

i've always been scared of dalmations.
everybody always laughs when i tell them.