Bridezillas? Really?

I watched Bridezillas today. What........the........fuck? Really? I can't stand thirty minutes of them let alone a lifetime.

See, this is why I'm single. Women like that drive me batshit.

Nice to see you on, Looch.

And yes, the husbands will either shoot them or be driven to shoot themselves.

This isn't just game over, this is game fucking over.

I wouldn't put up with that crap. That "$9 an hour" bitch would get left on the street right there if I were with her.

That other chick's feet were NASTY. And if a woman ever went for my nuts like that, she's liable to catch an elbow to the face. I'm no advocate of battery, but at that point it's self defense.

^^^I like the way you think.

I like your style.

I was just wasted 7 minutes of my life watching some of that last episode on tv. Never seen it before. I'm now highly pissed at myself for waking up to have a late night snack and ruining it with that garbage. I hope those grooms wise up and leave.

^^^I like the way you think

Garbage, yes. That's what they are. If the grooms were wise, they would take them over their knee and spank the crap out of them.

And let's not forget the ball gags. Shove a few of those in their mouths. Seriously.

Apparently the part I watched was nice compared to the last video. Why do people like that exist!

I know right. And who are these stupid asses that actually marry them and put up with this shit? Ugh.

I'd have left that cunt on the side of the damn road if she grabbed at my steering wheel like that. I'm literally getting more pissed as I think about it.

Quick Skoosh, flash me your boobs, it's the only way to quell the beast!
*begins Hulk transformaition*

Heh.

I like to think though that at least the producers and creators are laughing all the way to the bank. I wonder if the bridezillas get a dvd copy of the show to see how rotten they are before its aired. So that they can see 1st what everyone else will see. I'm sure they signed a waiver that they couldn't sue

Excellent.

Ball gags! That would scare the bajeezus out of them knowing they hear the sound of their own heehaws!

Bwahahahaha!

What the fuck is wrong with the guys who are desperate enough to marry those low-rent, trashy women?

Ceiling Cat-Almighty! I haven't had sex in more than 13 years, and even I'm not that desperate.

I was a pretty decent bride til the day of my wedding...my maid of honor was so consumed with herself she forgot EVERYTHING for my hair except my tiara. We were running late so there was no time to go to my apartment and get the bag they were in. My hair was straight in a tiara and I was SO upset because that was the only thing the bitch had to do...so I was a nightmare til I stormed down the aisle and got to my mister...than I cheered up....sadly there are photos of me storming down the aisle.

i think this thread needs more of this....

I hate spoiled reality tv...

it makes me want to pull out the take hammer and find these people...

(like maybe,a very small hammer so you could like hit them so many more times and cause much longer lasting pain ?)
I could only watch a minute of that crapola, talk about Trash with an enormous inferiority complex, someone kill that bitch before she breeds.

i just don't get why people would want to watch that sort of shit, i have never watched a reality tv show in my life...and thank fuck for that.

they are people who 'should' be on drugs....lots of them

Those videos make me even more afraid of the womenz...

I already didn't want to get married, now I want to even less.

Courthouse ceremony or bust.