DRIVE! Drivin' like the demon that drives your dreams...

Eddie Albert and the Hasselhoff ride again!

I park like a demon parking your Bombay taxi.

The race car driver looks like the Cobra Kai sensei from Karate Kid.

It's decided; I'm getting a perm. Then I'll make a video montage of me doing masculine things with my permed hair, set to an uplifting yet cheesy 80s hard rock soundtrack.

this may have been a jest...but for some reason it also sounds quite badass...

there is an undeniable appeal to what you suggest...

I have a video camera to make the montage, and recording equipment to make the cheesy 80s motivational hard rock song.

I can be your plucky sidekick from up Nawth.

We can call our show "Greaser and the Yankee".

i would watch that show!

Strangely I just heard the Theme from Bosom Buddies!

I'll also need an oversize belt buckle and a shirt only buttoned halfway up. I should perm my chest hair too, while I'm at it.

We can fight crime. Or better yet, commit crimes. The pay is better.

We can run moonshine. That's what Southerners do, right? It also opens the series up for awesome car chases every episode.

Should I talk with a Boston accent or a New York accent? I need something to emphasize my 'Nawthuness' in contrast to your Southerness.

This thread needs some moonshine runnin' banjo music.

You can eat clam chowder while I eat jambalaya and look at you funny, then we can argue about the War of Nawthun Aggression. It'll be our shtick.

Holly Golightly & the Brokeoffs should play our theme song. It'll be perfect.

We need to pitch this to the networks. It'll be green-lighted in no time!

So I just looked them up on Youtube, and indeed, they would be perfect.

We can have guest appearances by 80s TV stars that haven't had a job in forever. Is David Hasselhoff sober? We could probably shove enough coffee down his throat for a quick role.

Nobody knows who they are but me, and people I make listen to them.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We also need to have Ernest Borgnine (sp?) guest star at least once.

Cool, that means we could probably get rights to their music for use in the series on the cheap.

Ernest Borgnine is a must! He can either be a kindly grandfather or an evil capitalist. Or an evil Southern sheriff. Wilford Brimley can play the evil diabeetus testing supply company spokesperson. We'll foil his evil plan in our pilot episode.

^That's a great MST3K, no doubt about it. If Ernie will star in that crappy movie, surely he'll take a part in "Greaser and the Yankee"!