I don't drink thread

Yes, that's right you drunks.

I started my own thread about NOT drinking.

Yes, it will fail, and fail hard. I am ok with that.

and fuck that search bar.

That is all.

Have a great night!

I don't drink thread, either. I prefer whiskey.

and soak your toothpicks in it.

Well, I don't drink.

i'm opening some smirnoff right now just because of this thread.

How dehydrated are you?

You would.

haha Knew this would happen.

if you don't drink you get constipated....

And then die.

I do drink alcohol on occasion, but I prefer juice or water generally.

*hick*

cheers, love.

*tinks bottle*
go look in the This is me thread.

Drink? I'm not drinking, I'm washing down some pot with a few scotch& waters.
Drinking is something else altogether.

Who was I kidding trying to bring any kind of soberness to silliness

Thanks Paul and Dyrad

I guess this is the "I'm a fucking drunk" thread now.

Thanks Hijackers. I still love you.

i'm german. i'm supposed to be a drunk. it's part of my culture.

jprenda, for your sake, I sincerely hope you've pooped today.

I'm IRISH.

Thanks for looking out Skoosh.

Sure did!

FREE BOOZE HERE

that's a dirty fuckin trick, sir. false advertising. *stumbles off, slurring words*

I don't drink

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