The Drama Alpaca

I move that this become the official animal of silliness. As opposed to the dreaded Drama Llama, the Drama Alpaca just sits around and goes "Wait a minute, I don't make any sense." and promptly leaves. Taking any drama with it.

What say you?

I say they are ugly and borderline creepy...


Are you calling us ugly and borderline creepy??

no no. I say we adopt this animal because of their unheralded ability to carry away drama.

Ahh...I always thought silliness mascots were the LOL cats...but if you like the Alpaca I suppose he can be our mascot.

Drama Alpacas also have terrific grammar. So score one for them.

also they shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and are robots

They also have interesting hair styles.

This one is fancy.

that is one friendly lookin alpaca.

and if you piss them off you get spat on

Sure you're not thinking about camels?

nope, alpacas spit like motherfuckers, and sometimes its not just clear spit either, it has....lumps in it

They spit too. And they smell rank.

lol, you can hear them sucking it up, like hocking a loogie...gives you time to anticipate the attack

...sort of

alpaca love time

don't llamas do that too? i once had a llama get up in my face to stare directly into my eyes from about an inch away and i was afraid to move because all i could think was "don't these things spit? i don't wanna make it mad...."
and then my friend who had cows at the same fair lost one of his cows and it was on the news. he cried. true story.

I think spitting might be something shared amongst all dromidaries.

DERP!

That thing looks like an overgrown poodle.

Come to think of it, whatever happened to the thread of boobs shooting lasers out of their nipples? I could have sworn there was one.

We are so mature.

LOL