Start an urban legend

4 of the kids in the video for Runaway Train have found each other on the internet and have formed a Soul Asylum cover band.

Pomegranates are indigenous to a small moon around a gas giant in the system humans call Tau Ceti. They were planted and used by my people in pre-historic Persia here on Earth nearly half a million years ago.

The Cro-Magnons were not wiped out by early man, they simply went back to their home planet.

You know damn well all thread titles in Silliness must contain at least one typo or grammatical error.

AND:

Start buttons as apposed to turning a key (even though you have to put the "key" in the slot for the start button to work) make the car easier to steal.

There is a lost episode of "The Cosby Show" that has never aired due to Mr. Cosby's prolific use of the N-word.

In high school for some reason everyone thought I drugged my mum and had a party at my place.

don't feel bad, i spelled gnomes with a 'K'.......

apparently i used to be a drug dealer....

Doctor Who was originally a Canadian show featuring sock puppets until the BBC stole the idea.

It wasn't a bad thing, everyone thought I was awesome!

maryland cookies used to be made of elephant poo. due to H&S and food standards it was only quite recently they've started to make them from chicken, oxo and chocolate flavourings.

no doubt you were, i mean about the heading typo

Lead singer of the Proclaimers actually tried to walk 1000 miles to be the man at her door but was picked up after about 20 and driven there. Then lied to the girl about it.

Stamp paste is made from toad mucus.

*shudders*

And that kids, is why they invented "email".

Horses are the scavengers of the mountains. They love fresh dead bodies.

Miracle Whip is tangy because there's jizz in there...

Plus, Miracle Whip uses only milk that has been predigested through pigs.

When sitting naked at your computer you will often create threads with typeo's in the title. This can only be countered when you are sitting next to a member of the opposite sex... at which time you rarely make threads.

Rory and Ray met once years ago, and sat naked next to each other.

There really are monsters in your closet. They steal your socks.

Only while you sketched us each holding the heart of the ocean.... Then we put our clothes on!

... I knew it. *shakes fist*

*Sings My Heart will go on*

Murdoch organized the pie attack to distract us from the real story!!

(I think we need to actually start this one.)