We've taken your cats hostage

Leave a bag outside my door with crackers, cheese,
lunch meats and pickles or you'll never see your cat alive again!

Or...

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I will destroy you!

Alright Sillies it seems you don't negotiate with terrorists. Perhaps I'll have to explain the gravity of your situation. lectorvyal and I have placed Uranium 235 inside the kibbles of a leading international cat food.
Soon these "dirty bombs" will be falling into litter boxes and onto city streets across the world!!! We demand a negotiator!!!!!!! lectorvyal execute operation Capybara!!!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my kitties go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

i am currently in transit to destination B....Capybara is on board and prepped for mission ...lectorvyal out

Capybara is angry....you won't like him when he is angry

We call those things nutria in Louisiana. They're a nuisance animal, people shoot 'em from the a lawn chair in the back of their pick-up truck.

Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

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oh yeah!

Fuckin' NICE!

And eat them... Don't forget about eating them!

Blech. People down here will eat anything.

Including giant rodents with tits on their backs! LOL

Strangely someone from there was grossed out by something we eat here... I can't remember the details. I remember it was funny at the time...

Chicken?

I really can't remember! But it was something pretty normal... I came back with this coming from a bunch of people that suck on mudbug heads! Gods! I wish I could remember what they were grossed out by!

Nom Nom?

Ceiling Cat shall have no place for you in teh afterlifes.

NOS!!!



Well might as well go for broke.

See, you were just in limbo. Now you'll be cleaning Basement Cat's Litterbox of Infinite Fullness for the rest of eternity.

*shutters*

Oh nos....

*shutters*

Oh nos....

Took one of my cats, that is still with the ex as far as I know, to the beach... This is the exact look he gave me!