Which is your fapping hand?

Well?

Hand? You mean you don't use a goat's anus?

Not on tuesdays.

It's Friday, fool. You ain't got no job... you ain't got shit to do... Might as well get fapped-up!

I'm in a wedding this afternoon.

All the more reason. That way, you won't finish too early when you're having drunken sex with one of the bridesmaids in the coat-room at the reception.

right

^^^ See? He agrees with me.

He's Australian.

Oh yeah.

I believe they use sheep instead of goats.

Does he fap in a counter-clockwise motion?

Usually left.

The US Embassy has machinery installed to fap in the correct, American fashion.

I'm a righty, but some times use the left. Then you can sit on your hand til it goes numb and give yourself 'a stranger.' Yeah.....

I just cut the hand off a freshly dead hooker for that one.

I'm curious...does anyone else ever use both? Occasionally I do.

just me a jar of warmed Vegemite and my right hand....don't use sheep that's a new zealand thing.....

Well, when you're as hung as I am, you have to use both to get full coverage.

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bwahaha!

whoa...i just found that pic 2 sec ago...creepy

Both.

Right.

Shouldn't this go in the sex-toys group? *innocent*

I prefer to use chopsticks.

yours