RIVERA's Completely Heterosexual Marine Birthday Thread

Because it's his birthday, and he's not really gay.

He's still anon, though.

That's because he's a little bitch.

He'll come back. Just terrorize his manhood and talk about gratuitous sex and he'll have to. He still reads these.

That's it. No Rivera Dick for you.

Like you're actually gonna turn down her vag.

+1

He wants the strap-on. Stick it in his pewper.

We do that on Tuesdays...

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so he's only gay some of the time.

Skoosh said:

Looch said:
He wants the strap-on. Stick it in his pewper.

We do that on Tuesdays...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

so he's only gay some of the time.

Wouldn't that just make him a bisexual?

Looch said:

Skoosh said:

Looch said:
He wants the strap-on. Stick it in his pewper.

We do that on Tuesdays...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

so he's only gay some of the time.

Wouldn't that just make him a bisexual?

Good point. Maybe I won't be having sex tonight because I'm just retarded.

Skoosh said:

Looch said:

Skoosh said:

Looch said:
He wants the strap-on. Stick it in his pewper.

We do that on Tuesdays...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

so he's only gay some of the time.

Wouldn't that just make him a bisexual?

Good point. Maybe I won't be having sex tonight because I'm just retarded.

Again, probably not gonna stop Rivera from slipping you his peen.

'Marine birthday thread'?

FAIL.

Try again in October.

Looch said:

Skoosh said:

Looch said:

Skoosh said:

Looch said:
He wants the strap-on. Stick it in his pewper.

We do that on Tuesdays...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

so he's only gay some of the time.

Wouldn't that just make him a bisexual?

Good point. Maybe I won't be having sex tonight because I'm just retarded.

Again, probably not gonna stop Rivera from slipping you his peen.

Touche

No no, He's a Marine and it's his birthday.

We're talking about Rivera. It's his birthday and he's a Marine. This will be his fourth back-to-back deployment. He's due some respect.

I am aware of who he is.

'Marine birthday thread'.
That is all.

The United States Marine Corps was born on November 10th, 1775.

Not October.

Haters gonna hate.

Welcome back. Mind if I sneak in your window tonight? I need some good hot Marine sex.

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His birthday is already better than my last one.

He's totally gay.

Happy birthday fucker.

You know you love cupcakes.... Happy birthday man.