If you're going to wax my vagina, at least cuddle with me afterwards!

It's true. There's just no love anymore. We talk about what design I want and what she's capable of making and giggle some......

So why the fuck can't I get a cuddle, huh?

C'mere, I'll cuddle you.

Awwww thanks.

Want me to kiss it, make it better?

The quality of vagina waxing has gone downhill since WalMart came along and put all the mom & pop vagina waxers out of business.

No, I want the waxer to kiss it and make it better. She inflicted the pain. She should make up for it...that bitch.

It's true.

I remember the wax I got from Walmart, it didn't work. Blasphemy.

And if you're going to wax my balls, please give me at least 5 shots of Jack before you start.

I was hanging out with my friend after she got a brazilian. She was like " M my pussy hurts so bad right now!" The look on her face was so sad but we both couldn't stop laughing.

I stopped waxing after I ended up with 7 stitches.

I did a few shots the first time. The waxer was shocked when I was the only customer who didn't even flinch.

But when I went back the second time I thought I didn't need to do any shots because it didn't hurt. I screamed like a little bitch and scared the crap out of her. Neither of us were expecting that.

So yeah, she should have cuddled with me.

Holy shit are you serious? You poor thing. Damn.

you guys are scaring me.

Try explaining to several nurses and doctors how it happened. No one believed me. They brought in councilors because they were sure I had been assaulted.

Aside from that, the pain wasn't that bad. They also make underwear now with pain numbers in them to wear beforehand to numb it.

Well it's not that Wal-Mart brand vagina waxings are high-quality, they're just so cheap. They come into town, set up shop right off the interstate with plenty of free parking, while Tom's Good Old Fashioned Vagina Waxing Emporium and Malt Shoppe on Main Street has metered parking, and Main Street is only a one-way street. Then Wal-Mart undersells them on both the vagina waxings and he frosty chocolate milkshakes. And if it's a 24-hour Super Wal-Mart? Forget about it. Where else you going to go for a $3.00 vagina waxing at 2:00 in the morning? Not to Tom's, that's for darn-tootin! That lazy bastard is at home, in bed.

You know you love us. Just wait until we have that Vegas Silly party.

"So you wax....."

The conversations are going to be awkward.

HOLY SHIT

Damn. I would love to ask how that could have possibly happened, but that may be a little awkward on the silly boards.


...and panties with pain numbers? Interesting.

Lazy bastard. All I heard was frosty chocolate milkshake.

Ok, I take it back. What was worse was having to explain it to my father because I needed him to drive me to the doctor because I hadn't lived in town long enough to remember where it was.

^^^zing.

You win. Damn.

That had to be the singular most awkward conversation ever.

No wonder so many people protest Walmart, now that they offer vagina waxing they pretty much run the world. Poor Tom's, maybe if he offered milkshakes too business would be booming.

Tom's waxing and soft serve desserts. I'm not sure how I feel with my name being associated with this. but I am behind it 100%