Shhhh! The NEW Secrets Thread!

I thought we might need to get some things off of our chest.

I think my therapist might have created a monster.

I still do from time to time. The shit is funny.

I don't have a 'type' although there are certain traits and characteristics that I typically go for more than others. That being said, I've only ever been with people that didn't meet any of those things I liked except for one or two and then those things turned out to be false.

I've never had s'mores.

I have a blue freckle on my left arm. That's right. Blue.

that's not cool...

***HUGGGLES*** I'll always be here

I thought it was quite hilarious.

As did i. Also took me 3 read throughs to realize the one friend didn't fuck the other friends ol'lady but his own, cause i was confused for a min. But still was funny

never said it wasn't funny. it's just not something i'd ever do. but i guess that's why it's a secret... i had to read through 3 times, too. hah

I know. that's one of the reasons why you're my favorite.

you're not losing touch with me ever

Normally I wouldn't. . . but one dude defiling another dudes camera to shock him later. . . that's not cool. Lesson needed to be taught.

Now, if I came across pictures of a pal naked on accident. . . another story. I would just put down the picture and make like I never saw shit.

Nah. Open mocking would happen.

Yeah or that. . . but I wouldn't run amuck with the pictures and do what I did in the other case.

I'm both extremely annoyed and at the same time proud of myself for picking up fellow employee slack. For example I handled 196 transactions today on top of normal things without getting a break while the next person behind me had 40 transactions.

im completely incapable of letting myself be attracted to anyone i actually like. or vice versa. the two are mutually exclusive.

also id REALLY like to punch a dolphin in the face. people usually think im kidding when i say this. im not. i fucking hate dolphins. they are pompous bastards of the deep.