2.3 seconds

Time it takes for a woman to completely change her mind...

The amount of time it takes gay marriage to turn into DUCK SEX.

Credit card authorization...

length of time it takes Superman to fly around the planet 20 times.

the amount of patience we seem to have when it comes to glitches.

the amount of time I can stare at catflaps boobs before she kicks my ass.

the times it takes for me to teach you how to use that.


Wait what?

My attentio....

Length of time I can go without...
caffeine
Get your mind oughta the gutter lol

Oh I know what you where thinking!

Also the amount of time that goes by since Magic Mountain that this song doesn't POP into my head!!!

Haha! You have no idea

Amount of time I'm not in pain per day

This is the one you were trying to think of? Doesn't say the name of the song!

amount of time I listened to this song before shutting it down due to extreme annoyance.

the length of time it takes to see another 404 page!

Amount of time it takes my business attire to hit the floor when I walk into my place

...since this thread was bumped.. time dilation.

Time it takes me to get some nakey cuddles

I don't feel like screaming

The amount of time it took me to bump this thread.

Time it took me to be horrified and aroused by the concept of a merkin.

How long I understand most silliness threads.

Amount of time I spend worrying about my past mistakes

the time it takes to lose my patience when my kids are fighting...