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ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

JUN 02, 2011 12:16 PM

I disgree with BDeyeD's thought this thread title would get closed. But i have been known to be wrong before.

Since no one it above me i shall pick a random person to say this about, I pick

RaymondAlginon Because when i find out where he lives i will enter his house unsheathe and fondle his big sword.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 02, 2011 12:17 PM

cause I watch him sleep.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JUN 02, 2011 12:25 PM

Because *I* am the father!!!!!1!!!!eleventy!!!!!!!

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

JUN 02, 2011 12:38 PM

I put my dick in a box. bok

St1cks

St1cks

Webster, NY
May 2011

JUN 02, 2011 12:39 PM

Because don't ask, don't tell wink

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 02, 2011 12:41 PM

Because I hand out business cards with all his personal information on them including his social security number, and on the back of the card is a map to his house and details where to find his spare key.

triskadekaphobia

triskadekaphobia

Stephens City, VA
February 2004

JUN 02, 2011 12:45 PM

In the dead of the night I sneak into her house and steal her belly button lint... and make them into underwear.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JUN 02, 2011 01:10 PM

I've been sneaking into his house in the middle of the night and replacing his Nea bellybutton lint underwear with undies made from ShadowDrgn's butt crack lint.

ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

JUN 02, 2011 01:11 PM

Because i just Jizzed in my pants.

ThroughnThrough

ThroughnThrough

HOPEFUL

USA

JUN 02, 2011 05:45 PM

because my dragon wings might turn me into a real dragon and the sex would be a little rough in that state wink

JustJinni

JustJinni

USA
April 2010

JUN 02, 2011 08:39 PM

zoom image

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUN 02, 2011 08:40 PM

She knows where I live, and lusts for my googly eyed penis!


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ShadowDrgn said:
I disgree with BDeyeD's thought this thread title would get closed. But i have been known to be wrong before.

Since no one it above me i shall pick a random person to say this about, I pick

RaymondAlginon Because when i find out where he lives i will enter his house unsheathe and fondle his big sword.



HOLY SHIT DUDE!!! eeek

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

JUN 02, 2011 09:41 PM

cause i have a item of his clothing, some of his hair, and a stool sample.......we are meant to be togetherkiss

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

JUN 02, 2011 09:45 PM

Snuck in and put my balls on his face while he slept...

rerusynjeh

rerusynjeh

USA
April 2011

JUN 02, 2011 09:47 PM

The voices told me we are meant to be together... or else.

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

JUN 02, 2011 09:48 PM

Called her Jenny....while masturbating at her window.

rerusynjeh

rerusynjeh

USA
April 2011

JUN 02, 2011 09:50 PM

Iron_Lion said:
Called her Jenny....while masturbating at her window.



Because he pissed me off by calling me the wrong name.
biggrin

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

JUN 02, 2011 09:53 PM

Fapping accepted...Jenny not. I think we can all live with that. biggrin

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

JUN 02, 2011 09:55 PM

i jerked off in his mail box...

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

JUN 02, 2011 09:57 PM

Released mailbox-cam footage on the intarwebz

rerusynjeh

rerusynjeh

USA
April 2011

JUN 02, 2011 09:57 PM

Iron_Lion said:
Fapping accepted...Jenny not. I think we can all live with that. biggrin



just be sure to clean my windows when you're done biggrin

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

JUN 02, 2011 09:58 PM

Smeared it on her windows...

ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

JUN 02, 2011 10:01 PM

I will borrow his toothbrush to clean my shoes

RaymondAlginon said:

ShadowDrgn said:
I disgree with BDeyeD's thought this thread title would get closed. But i have been known to be wrong before.

Since no one it above me i shall pick a random person to say this about, I pick

RaymondAlginon Because when i find out where he lives i will enter his house unsheathe and fondle his big sword.



HOLY SHIT DUDE!!! eeek



what? Is it sharp?

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

JUN 02, 2011 10:16 PM

i kept just showing up wearing nothing except a leopard print g-string and watching gay dutch scat porn on his big flat screen

semiretiredpunk

semiretiredpunk

USA
March 2007

JUN 03, 2011 01:55 AM

I've been practicing my tagging skills on their wall. Their bathroom wall.

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