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MajorBoredom

MajorBoredom

Grand Prairie, TX
November 2006

JAN 26, 2013 05:38 PM



MajorBoredom said:
i rarely ever dream about sex... *sigh*

Odin__Odin

Odin__Odin

USA
December 2004

FEB 02, 2013 02:33 AM

velvet_petal said:
In my dream I woke up in bed with Billy Crystal and a feeling of remorse.



What a nightmare!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 02, 2013 11:03 PM

I woke up upset. Dreams were disturbing.

Mellie_Melle

Mellie_Melle

USA
March 2009

FEB 03, 2013 10:25 AM

Woke up hearing a song and looking for him

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

FEB 03, 2013 04:30 PM

I dreamed about a former member of SG.... his hair was long and he was singing rock ballads to swooning women....... I woke up laughing and missing a friend.

MajorBoredom

MajorBoredom

Grand Prairie, TX
November 2006

FEB 03, 2013 04:49 PM

Family... Friends... a Baby?!

Giant two story condominiums.

A hipster movie theater serving Thanksgiving food.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

FEB 08, 2013 12:30 PM

I had a sexy dream about Tony Stark the other night. Not Robert Downey Jr. Tony Stark.

Though he did look like RDJ.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

FEB 08, 2013 12:54 PM

I dreamed that i was in a diner about to play pinball when this shithead little kid demands i give him the quarter i was about to put into the machine. I told him no and he said he would tell people i kicked him. I told him to go ahead because no one would believe a little piece of shit like him. I argued with him about why no one would believe him until his skank ass mom got in my face and i told her how she's a shitty mother with a rotten bastard son willing to lie over a fucking quarter. and she goes, yeah if you don't give him what he wants he throws a fit. then she looks at my quarter and says "don't you just hate dimes? they're so stupid" and i had to tell her that it was a quarter and she legitimately didn't know the difference between the two.

Priapos

priapos

San Angelo, TX
October 2005

FEB 14, 2013 10:31 PM

I remembered this one all day.

I wandered through a house full of people doing unpleasant things to one another. They all had consent, and I didn't object, but I found the particular things that they chose rather disturbing. I guess I don't know how annoying the bear with the outboard motor had consent, but it did in the dream. The pouring diluted acid on the skin had explicit consent, though. I just found it really unpleasant, and I woke up and wondered why the hell I'd have such an annoying dream, but it continued when I went back to sleep. I saw a lot of stuff that would have effects that wouldn't stop if you said your safe word. Once done, the effects would continue until they stopped and no one could end it at the drop of a hankie.

It bothered me a little all day.

MajorBoredom

MajorBoredom

Grand Prairie, TX
November 2006

APR 23, 2013 08:55 AM

I had a nice, new home in a nice, new development. My wife, myself, two couples and two toddlers walked to a park a few blocks down the street. I noticed the sky above the houses across the street from the park was this cloudy, orange color. At first I thought it was a storm rolling in. Then I realized the neighborhood was on fire and it was spreading fast.

So everyone hauls ass back to my new house to make sure it's okay. Back at my end of the street things were fine... for the moment. Then I start seeing fires starting on the block across the way from me. The houses across from mine were on a slight incline so you could look out and see roof top after roof top. And their streets fed down into mine. I run outside to try and find out what was going on. Other neighbors had the same idea that I did. We're all puzzled and wondering if anyone's called the fire department yet because the fires have been burning for some time now.

We're looking up the street directly across from my next door neighbor. Roof top after roof top catches flame. Each fire is inching closer and closer to our street. A fireball shoots up into the sky like a bottle rocket then arcs downward... landing on the house directly across from mine. That when we see the tall, nordic warrior looking guy coming down the street. He's wearing nothing more than a quiver slung over his shoulder.

adidasia

adidasia

I'm lost
September 2011

APR 23, 2013 11:35 AM

i was presented with a brewsters millions type of inheritance.
it took me much less time than montgomery and spike..

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