UNITED KINGDOM

If Elton John, Jean-Luc Picard and that basketball player can get knighted, is David Beckham next or was he already knighted?

I think he's the Duke of Knottingshirebrook

Seriously. I started putting Sir "Raymond Alginon" on my paper work and sooner or later I started getting calls from telemarketers who would actually address me in it! I thought the shit was funny. Anyway, I believe one or more of my ancestors where knighted. . . though trying to draw the lines. . . kinda hard.

Doing this from now on....

Seriously, what happened?

...does this mean ray's next in line to be a knight.

can I get knighted? Or is it a male only ceremony? I never quite bothered to pay attention

No where near next. But I am in a line.

Short answer is no, a woman is made a dame not a knight when she is knighted.

*Takes a number*

Me and Rivera have joined forces and this is our recruitment poster.

Shining Knight says "Come play with us Danny, come play with us"

I've actually been to Eurodisney.

Is the Castle bigger?

I used to want to see Buchanan Castle. . . til I found out it was just build on confiscated/sold Buchanan lands. . . now I wanna piss on it.

Not completely sure how this is related, but I'm putting it here anyway.

But was the CASTLE BIGGER?

LOL! It was almost as big as your wang.

Holy Monkey!

Now, if you said my ego. . . I would just shit.

AWWWWW! HELLO THERE!

The UK is pretty fun.

Beckham was awarded the "Officer in the Order of the British Empire" by Queen Elizabeth II in 2003.

I looked it up when he wore the medal to the royal wedding.