Gin & Death

Thinkest thou square eggs be right, that thou saidst, My righteousness is more than our maker's?

*Smite*

Forgot you were an alien. Aliens are cool by me. They're sort of lost in the shuffle as far as theoretical apocalypses go.

Nope, nor Tommy Lee Jones or "Woody" Harrelson.

For the record, I dislike apocalypses.

I have only theoretical apocalypses for dessert. I am careful however, as they are entertainingly delicious to a point, but to much and they can make you sick.

Someone else's gin.

"Theoretical Apocalypse" could be the name of a bad alt-metal/prog band. I find that way scarier than the end of the world.

Acropolis Now... starring Telly Savalas as Col. Kurtz.

Damn! That's like something Rambo would embroider onto a pillow.

I love the smell of gyros in the morning.

Smells like victory, baby.

I'd go see them. Beautiful girls who shoot fire out of their asses.

End it there.

Gin Lane, as rendered by Willliam Hogarth.

What about Southern trees?

Billie looks pensive about the coming apocalypse.

It is a strange and bitter crop.

She might just be pensive about these

Somebody's been tampering in God's domain again.

I'm not going back, Gin.

Cubic watermelons are an abomination. No wonder it's the end.