Gin & Death

he looks like he smells like both.

+1

Gin and death have a love hate relationship with me. No matter how bad things get we always get back together.

I like whiskey better than Gin.

I prefer vodka to gin, but I will not turn down a gin martini.

I've never tried a gin martini.... recommend a gin to use?

I enjoy eating pinecones more than I enjoy gin. death is my daily business though...

Beefeater's a good one, but any top shelf gin is good. I prefer mine a little dusty.

Bombay, but not Sapphire. Blue martinis are creepy.

...it's like those melon baller things. I hardly ever use it, but it's nice to have one around.

Another thing, I have never bothered to buy a cell phone, and yet somehow I'm able to function as a human being.

Now, let me open my wallet and show you everything I have in there.

I eat only from the tree of knowledge.

Kinda like the egg cuber.

Well, that's better than The People Tree. It's made from people.

No wonder the rapture is coming. God looks at stuff like this and shakes his head.

Feb 22, 2010 William Shaw of Airdrie (that is in Scotland) was arrested for attempting to have a wee bit of sex with a tree. Can you really blame him, laddie?

I eat only from The People Tree.

Any relation to Clay Shaw?

It's been a while since the last zombie reference on this site. Like 2 minutes or so.

Woo ho! Drunken egg stacking just got easier!

Whose is talking about zombies? Not I.