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Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

MAY 16, 2011 03:57 PM

They closed the last one because they couldn't find anyone not willing to have sex with me, but I thought I'd give you guys a chance to start over. Let the excuses...........begin!!

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 16, 2011 04:33 PM

He has a curved peep. . . thats got green bumps.

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

MAY 16, 2011 04:38 PM

I like a little hair to pull

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

MAY 16, 2011 05:59 PM

I'm into necrophilia but not gay necrophilia.... that's disgusting.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 16, 2011 09:07 PM

He's Canadian. . . tongue

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

MAY 16, 2011 10:59 PM

He won't grow his hair out.

Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

MAY 17, 2011 12:15 AM

He wouldn't get off autocorrect.com

bete_noir

bete_noir

Lesotho
April 2007

MAY 17, 2011 09:41 AM

that little dog is always right there....
watching.....

~shudder~

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

MAY 17, 2011 09:42 AM

She yelled at me.

Kurosune

Kurosune

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 17, 2011 06:12 PM

She was busy yelling at the girl above her because her yelling was interfereing with the sound recording.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUN 04, 2011 08:15 PM

She vanished without a trace!

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 05, 2011 04:21 AM

He was asleep.

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

JUN 05, 2011 06:58 AM

3000 miles of ocean puts a dampener on things

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUN 05, 2011 06:58 AM

That's what he said.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUN 05, 2011 07:05 AM

She's pushing 30, ew. biggrin

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUN 05, 2011 07:34 AM

He's mean.

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

JUN 05, 2011 08:04 AM

I'm pretty sure Jhay would kill me so that's a good motivation not to.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 05, 2011 08:06 AM

He was too afraid of my chihuahua so he went home. tongue

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUN 05, 2011 08:49 AM

Shes on the East Coast. Thats just a little far to run for nookie.

zontaragar

zontaragar

USA
November 2009

JUN 05, 2011 08:54 AM

I was unable to obtain a vintage unopened bottle of Hai Karate.

St1cks

St1cks

Webster, NY
May 2011

JUN 05, 2011 09:32 AM

My roofies didn't work mad

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 05, 2011 09:52 AM

He was too busy trying to roofie other people.

Foolish_Hyena

Foolish_Hyena

Hughesville, MD
April 2009

JUN 05, 2011 09:58 AM

She is married

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

JUN 05, 2011 10:09 AM

he super-glued his butt cheeks together.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

JUN 05, 2011 07:58 PM

Started leaking some kind of...fluid.

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