Silliness

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5/22/11

MY DIVORCE IS OFFICIAL!!! [3]

5/22/11

Could we get some ugly SG's here... [2]

5/22/11

Give the person above you a backhanded complement [2]

5/22/11

Your Rapture Playlist [2]

5/22/11

Make me a sandwich [2]

5/22/11

so, umm, you wanna hold hands? [2]

5/22/11

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMMING! [3]

5/21/11

should i go out tonight? [3]

5/21/11

Gin & Death [2]

5/21/11

call the popo. [2]

5/21/11

Kurosune dares you to ask her questions (because it looks WAY too much fun)! [7]

5/21/11

5/20/11

Free Lunch, Final Wisdom, or Total Coverage?

5/20/11

NOOOOOOOOOOO! [2]

Looch_The_Great

5/19/11

Why......... [2]

5/19/11

help me find this meme!

5/18/11

5/18/11

I have a Goblin [2]

5/18/11

The Sex Offender Shuffle

5/18/11

Perfect world [2]

Graffiti_Hunter

5/17/11

I have a Throbbin'...

5/17/11

Where not to take your date [17]

5/17/11

Home Remedies [2]

5/17/11

Dear _____, : The Sequel

5/17/11

I Have a Problem [2]

5/17/11

Round two: How would the person above you die? [2]

5/16/11

How to be a noob [3]

5/16/11

Dear ____, the return!!

5/16/11

Why DIDN'T you have sex with the person who posted above you?????? [216]

5/16/11

Dear _____, [317]

5/15/11

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

5/15/11

Does PaulNikon really exist? Or is "he" really Missy? Or a blogbot?

5/15/11

What are you thinking right now, part II: the revenge

5/15/11

i wish there was a future locked thread happening right now [2]

5/14/11

This is me... [347]

5/13/11

stoned. ripped. twisted. [2]

5/13/11

Deterrents to buying soup.

5/13/11

hmm, looks like tilpacer's on line again... [2]

5/12/11

The Legend Returns...

5/10/11

Bring me the head of...Frank the Mormon!

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Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

MAY 09, 2011 11:59 AM

What is your favorite noobish behavior? Do you like the creepy "I R Fotograper, U get nekkid 4 me" types? Or do you prefer the "I'm going to change everything in here because I'm just that awesome, and if you don't agree, there must be something wrong with you!" types?

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

MAY 09, 2011 12:00 PM

I like when they ask the laydeez if they can fist em.

J24U

Danvers, MA

February 2006

MAY 09, 2011 12:02 PM

I always liked the "I paid my $4 so I can say whatever I like to people, and if you have a problem with that then you are a fascist trying to deprive me of my right to free speech" n00bs. they always zot out in such a brilliant display of self-righteous rage and indignation.

Sal_

USA

October 2009

MAY 09, 2011 12:02 PM

Nea said:
I like when they ask the laydeez if they can fist em.

Speaking of which........

Just kidding.

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

MAY 09, 2011 12:04 PM

boOoster

USA

May 2011

MAY 09, 2011 12:23 PM

J24U said:
I always liked the "I paid my $4 so I can say whatever I like to people, and if you have a problem with that then you are a fascist trying to deprive me of my right to free speech" n00bs. they always zot out in such a brilliant display of self-righteous rage and indignation.

$5?!!? Damn...I just paid $12!! WTF?

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

MAY 09, 2011 12:23 PM

They usually come in combos that emerge as they are called on their BS.

Stage 1:

I R AWESOME! U GET NAKED FOR ME!

Reaction 1:
Dude, don't be a douche.

Stage 2:

BUT I R AWESUM & PAID $4!!!!

Reaction 2:
And?

Stage 3:
U R HATR!! U TAKE MI 1ST AMENBENT RITES!!!!

Reaction 3:

*crickets*

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

MAY 09, 2011 12:24 PM

J24U said:
I always liked the "I paid my $4 so I can say whatever I like to people, and if you have a problem with that then you are a fascist trying to deprive me of my right to free speech" n00bs. they always zot out in such a brilliant display of self-righteous rage and indignation.

$5?!!? Damn...I just paid $12!! WTF?

Cheaper by the year.

boOoster

USA

May 2011

MAY 09, 2011 02:03 PM

Coyotemike said:

J24U said:
I always liked the "I paid my $4 so I can say whatever I like to people, and if you have a problem with that then you are a fascist trying to deprive me of my right to free speech" n00bs. they always zot out in such a brilliant display of self-righteous rage and indignation.

$5?!!? Damn...I just paid $12!! WTF?

Cheaper by the year.

Oh really? So it gets cheaper each year that you stay? interesting....thx

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX

April 2007

MAY 09, 2011 02:19 PM

Coyotemike said:

J24U said:
I always liked the "I paid my $4 so I can say whatever I like to people, and if you have a problem with that then you are a fascist trying to deprive me of my right to free speech" n00bs. they always zot out in such a brilliant display of self-righteous rage and indignation.

$5?!!? Damn...I just paid $12!! WTF?

Cheaper by the year.

Oh really? So it gets cheaper each year that you stay? interesting....thx

Yeah man, Old Skool members pay like $2 a month.

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

MAY 09, 2011 02:34 PM

Rory_B_Bellows said:

Coyotemike said:

J24U said:
I always liked the "I paid my $4 so I can say whatever I like to people, and if you have a problem with that then you are a fascist trying to deprive me of my right to free speech" n00bs. they always zot out in such a brilliant display of self-righteous rage and indignation.

$5?!!? Damn...I just paid $12!! WTF?

Cheaper by the year.

Oh really? So it gets cheaper each year that you stay? interesting....thx

Yeah man, Old Skool members pay like $2 a month.

Why did I think it was a dollar?
/palmface...I feel like a n00b

c_iggy

Milwaukee, WI

May 2007

MAY 09, 2011 02:38 PM

I like the noobs who think that posting a set to MR makes them better than everybody else, have like two comments (that go "hEy I hawt chek mah OUT"), and expect some inkling of respect.

in other words: the slutty noob.

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

MAY 09, 2011 02:46 PM

RocknRolla_Iggy said:
I like the noobs who think that posting a set to MR makes them better than everybody else, have like two comments (that go "hEy I hawt chek mah OUT"), and expect some inkling of respect.

in other words: the slutty noob.

Yea...and they try to add you and spam your blog/inbox. . .

QuarterNote

Aurora, CO

October 2008

MAY 09, 2011 02:58 PM

The random friend request. Like I say in my sentence. No random friend requests.

issue_

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 09, 2011 03:03 PM

i like the hopeful noobs that spam their ''upcoming sets'' or ''am i hot enough to be an SG girl'' comments in the most random threads.

Sal_

USA

October 2009

MAY 09, 2011 03:30 PM

Nea said:

Come at me bro!

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL

August 2006

MAY 09, 2011 03:31 PM

How come I've never gotten a vagina pic in my PM. Girls get the dick pics. unfair! i want my $4 back!

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

MAY 09, 2011 03:57 PM

QuarterNote said:
The random friend request. Like I say in my sentence. No random friend requests.

+1.

Yeah that.

tilpacer

Calgary, AB

December 2005

MAY 09, 2011 04:33 PM

Coyotemike said:
They usually come in combos that emerge as they are called on their BS.

Stage 1:

I R AWESOME! U GET NAKED FOR ME!

Reaction 1:
Dude, don't be a douche.

Stage 2:

BUT I R AWESUM & PAID $4!!!!

Reaction 2:
And?

Stage 3:
U R HATR!! U TAKE MI 1ST AMENBENT RITES!!!!

Reaction 3:

*crickets*

Stage 4:

???

Stage 5: Profit!!!!

Dryad

Asheville, NC

July 2008

MAY 09, 2011 05:02 PM

I like the ones that got told, then decide that the "tattooed whores" on this website are not worth their time.

Oh, and they call us all gay.

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX

February 2004

MAY 09, 2011 05:13 PM

Dryad said:
I like the ones that got told, then decide that the "tattooed whores" on this website are not worth their time.

Oh, and they call us all gay.

To be fair...

Dryad

Asheville, NC

July 2008

MAY 09, 2011 05:13 PM

Dryad said:
I like the ones that got told, then decide that the "tattooed whores" on this website are not worth their time.

Oh, and they call us all gay.

To be fair...

shutup N00b

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX

February 2004

MAY 09, 2011 05:17 PM

Dryad said:

Dryad said:
I like the ones that got told, then decide that the "tattooed whores" on this website are not worth their time.

Oh, and they call us all gay.

To be fair...

shutup N00b

I am not a noob! I might be a liar, a pig, a noob but I'm not a porn star.

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

MAY 09, 2011 05:18 PM

RocknRolla_Iggy was a total n00b in chat

MDW

Canada

August 2010

MAY 09, 2011 05:57 PM

My favorite flavor of noob is the first day thread author.

Step 1) Make stupid thread

Step 2) Get ripped

Step 3) Get pissy

Step 4-10) Get ripped some more.

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