Round two: How would the person above you die?

While he and I were off drinking at a bowling alley he and I dared enough other to put our heads in the ball polisher. . . he went first. . . I changed my mind after.

smothered by a giant boob with a squeeky nipple

big box of muumuus fell on him

Bad cheese

suffocated by Darius Rucker

Eaten by rabid smurfs.



The singing is really just a cover, smurfs are actually the piranhas of the forest.

dismembered by a hoards of rabid squirrels

screaming AHhh, ehhhhh, arrrrr, AAARRGHHHHH, eh eh ehhh: like peewee herman from the movie buffy the vampire slayer

In a tragic pudding cup related accident.

in the zombie invasion

Tetanus.

We all know he's going out riding a rocket and sexing up two different women.

Total protonic reversal

dementors

Frisbee to the head

I can't believe I am seeing this for the first time. Fucking awesome.

Pretty sure this was my idea though. That's right, I'm full of win.

zombie pokemon

^^Head esplode

You've seen it before. Yep.

^I have? Oh.