Round two: How would the person above you die?

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elephant used him as a chair

A street sign gets torn in half by a giant piece of hail and then smashes the window of a car which then colides into a hot dog stand which shoots a bottle of ketchup into a police officers eye who then starts shooting wildly for a deathly fear of the ketchup bandits thus ending the person above me's life

fell into a bottomless pit.

Tuffy locked his thread.

While Wang-Chunging

drowned in ferrets

Tried to swan dive into a kittie pool from 4 floors up


Damnit i was going to make this thread and call it How would the person above you die: Tuffy's Revenge

Also i side note since i was the last mortal to post in that thread i declare me a winner!

Taunted the Mods

heard about a guy masturbating.

Flash food in the basement

old age

in a war against ninja robots and zombies

frost bite while digging for that last scrumptous ice cream snickers bar at the back of the freezer.

Ran into a twister that recently tore through a razor blade warehouse.

Forced to listen to hours of "Friday" by Rebecca Black on repeat.

Yeah that would do it.

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Looch is attacked by a 6' mosquito that relentlessly drains him dry!

Head explodey.

orgasmed so hard spine snapped

Beat to death by an Xbox 360 controller.

Ran into traffic naked with red paint on his head screaming "I'm a sundae",

This fish...




Came for her in the night. . . and drowned her.

Tripped one a lemming and fell off a bridge

This might actually happen one day hahaha

Was slayed by me

smothered by a horde of adoring admirers