Don't you just hate it when you're sitting in public and ...

...youve left your crazy person magnet on resulting in the fellow who was in deep conversation with the nearest lamp post just about sitting on your lap explaining he's seen things....

you don't realize the crotch is ripped out of your pants.....luckily for everyone else i never freeball

... your underwear feels a little wet and you panic bc you don't know if you just started your period or if its just a bit of clear discharge? Amirite, fellas?

...and some random asshat wants to touch you for some reason?

or some old woman wants to finger your ass while your standing on the bus....

i only get clear discharge when im turned on....

....someone hands you a camera and ask "will you take a picture of us?"

there's a little annoying kid who won't stop staring at you...like your some sort of freak