Don't you just hate it when you're sitting in public and ...

... your nuts start to itch?

... you suddenly have to fart?

... the person sitting near you DOES fart?

... there is no coffee?

... you get nipple-boners?

... you see someone but can't remember their name?

... someone interrupts your typing?

No

... you get a giant boner.

you get a wedgie.

... you realize you forgot to put on underwear, and you really wish you had?

... You forgot to comb your hair.

you forgot to put on deodorant.

you have food stuck in your teeth.

you have lipstick on your teeth.

... The front of your pants are wet from washing your hands in a public restroom.

your boobie is itchy and you don't want to scratch it in case someone sees you.

... the front of your pants are wet and nobody believes you when you tell them it is from washing your hands in a public restroom.

....sweatpants boner.

you keep making eye contact with the weirdo who won't stop staring at you.

Well maybe this weirdo thinks your a weirdo because your making eye contact back!

Okay true story; this dame I used to work with would stare at you [as in me or my assistant] and breathe heavy...so yea....weirdo. I am too socially awkward to stare at someone for the fear of them catching me.

Call me an asshole. . . but I rarely remember anyone's name.

I just say, "Hey" "Hi" or "Yo" and people just seem to know I am talking to them.

people are "close talkers"- i hate it when some stranger thinks it's necessary to stand two inches away from you, as if you can't hear them otherwise...back up, before i punch you in the nose

They're looking down your shirt.

strike up a conversation with you while you're on the phone and continue to try to talk to you while you're on said call.

Arabs are worse

Someone is talking extremely loudly on their cellphone like you realllllly wanna hear all the nonsense going on in their little world.

OMG! I had a guard that worked for me that did that! I eventually told him "take a step back or I'm gonna knock you on your ass".

These people always seem to have the foulest, most disgusting bad breath.

Your boner get stuck in a door

i totally hate it when my nuts start to itch.