GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

Ha ha, you just read that in Professor Farnsworth's voice didn't you? It seems Silliness has gotten away recently from the "attention whoring" aspect of this board and this place is becoming glumsville, USA. So I say fuck all that and post anything positive going on in your life in here, no matter how insignificant. Dog finally piss outside? Post it here? Get a new job? BOOM, here ya go. Ladies, do you just want to say you think you have awesome, rockin boobs? Well here's another place to state that fact. Fellas don't feel left out, if you think you got a sweet piece, 'fess up (no pictures though, jerks).

I make awesome strombolis and my gf's wracking her brain trying to figure out a way for me to sell them. Never, I say. NEVAAARRRR!!!!!

Tomorrow is our quarterly auction at work. Every day we get like monopoly money for doing a good job on stuff and every quarter we use them to bid on prizes. We've auctioned off Xboxes, ps3's, a couple of Wiis. This time around we have a home spray tan kit, some expensive ass shampoo and conditioner (which i'm thinking about bidding on), a blu ray player, shitloads of gift cards, a wine cooler and diamond fucking earrings among other things.

I totally did!

I just found this picture of Aisha Tyler (the voice of Lana on Archer)

Of course I did too.

I read most things in that voice. I want Billy West to follow me around.

I have my very own appreciation thread and I didn't even need to start it myself.

I'm getting 2 tattoos on Friday AND one of my besties is coming to visit me that day. Then Sunday is Jhay's bday. I have spring break from school next week so I'll be working twice as much. That means more money for me, since I've been squandering it away on makeup recently.

It was sunny today. My cats are cute. Um.... right now is a good time to be Dryad.

I just got HANDED this picture by a friend!

I love my beard and gross images such as podboob, tubgirl, goatse or blue waffle have no effect on me.

I am enjoying having my goatee back. Soon it will be long enough to tug on again!

i got a vibrator.

I really don't know what to say about this. . .

Don't say anything and let your imagination go wild.

thinking of me, eh? most girls do.

I ordered Browncoats: Redemption on DVD.

I am hoping it rocks.

I did my coworker's (who is out on vacation) job in 5 hours while doing my work too, while being nauseous, dizzy, and having body aches from head to toe. It normally takes him 9 hours. I'm a great worker, and it makes me feel pretty good. *patselfonback*

Yes, I did.

Ummm....good news.......I got more coffee today. That is always good. Right?

Most girls don't think of you the way you think they do...trust me.

Also, you're hot and have adorable pups. that's always good news.

I did not read that in Professor Farnsworth's voice does that make me a bad person?

I do have thousands of pictures of naked women at my disposal.

Yes. Yes it does.

I'm surprised at you!