Which one are you ...

I currently am "I Fucked a Clown because i'm Sexy"

I got married with a cookie jar because I'm single.

I shot a condom because I'm sexy

i got married with barney the dinosaur because i smoked crack!

...so true

I got married with an old man because i hate my life...apparently? well, that just sounds depressing!

I got married to a prostitute because I am sexy.

I fucked Madonna because I'm sexy? It's not because she's been sexy the las twenty years.

I pissed on a Jew because I'm a racist.

I got married with a drug dealer because i hate my life.

I ran naked with an old man because I smoked crack.

I stabbed a robot, because I'm ugly.
It makes sense.

lots of virgos in here, huh?

Unfortunately

I shot a drug dealer because I'm sexy

I'm a libra

I fucked a cookie jar because I am sexy?


you keeps saying that sentence but I dont think it means what you think it means.

I recent the fact that if you are born in November you automatically give blow jobs.

I stabbed a puppet because that's what I am.

I killed a prostitute because I'm sexy

i hate robots cause i have perfect abs

fact

new plan of the day

I smoked weed with a clown because I'm racist



WTF over

I pissed on an ant hill because i got bored and didn't read steps two and three of the instructions.

I hate an egg because I have perfect abs.

i killed an egg because i smoked crack.

i think thats slang for i payed to abort my child because i didnt use a condom.