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longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

MAR 23, 2011 11:46 AM

When I say dumb i mean dumb like what do call cheese thats not yours A) nacho cheese so come on I know you have them

phlea_

phlea_

Atlanta, GA
February 2011

MAR 23, 2011 11:59 AM

how did burger king get dairy queen pregnant? forget to wrap his whopper

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

MAR 23, 2011 11:59 AM

The dumbest joke of all time

Why was six afraid of seven.


longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

MAR 23, 2011 12:02 PM

Yes love them

Evilgasm

Evilgasm

Netherlands
April 2007

MAR 23, 2011 12:58 PM

Max said to his mom: "Mom. I don't want to got to school today. Can you call me in sick so I can stay home?"
Mom: "No Max, you know I can't do that. You're just going to have to go to school today."
Max: "But WHY mom!?!?"
Mom: "Because you're 37 years old and you're the principal."

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

MAR 23, 2011 01:12 PM

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

MAR 23, 2011 02:00 PM

A horse with a goose on its head walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of joke?"

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAR 23, 2011 02:04 PM

AlienSheep said:
The dumbest joke of all time

Why was six afraid of seven.




longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

MAR 23, 2011 02:59 PM

Keep them coming

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

MAR 23, 2011 03:15 PM

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asked the second atom.
The first atom replied, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

MAR 23, 2011 04:29 PM

A man walks into a bar and says:

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Ouch that hurt.


Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

MAR 23, 2011 04:32 PM

What do you call a cow with no legs?



What do you call a cow with only two legs?



What do you call a cow with three legs?



What do you call a cow jumping over a barbwire fence?

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Udder Desctruction.

IrishLad_

IrishLad_

United Kingdom
January 2011

MAR 23, 2011 04:38 PM

a man jumps out of a plane only to find his parachute has failed, as he starts to shit him self he meets a a man flying up towards him he says "do you know anything about parachutes?" The man replied, " No but do you know anything about gas ovens?"

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

MAR 23, 2011 04:38 PM

A baby seal walks into a club...

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

MAR 23, 2011 04:46 PM

Two cannibals are eating a clown. The first cannibal says to the second

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"Does this taste funny to you?"

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

MAR 23, 2011 04:46 PM

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa."


What's Mario's overalls made from?

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Denim Denim Denim (done to the tune of the song from game)

longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

MAR 23, 2011 09:23 PM

God I love dumb/bad jokes

Rokko

Rokko

Japan
September 2007

MAR 23, 2011 11:36 PM

The funniest one of whole dumb jokes is the truth God has brought me to this world, and I'm still alive. I believe he is just enjoying seeing me crying.

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

MAR 24, 2011 12:05 AM

Nea said:
A baby seal walks into a club...



Hahhahaha. Those fucking baby seals. Heh. ooo aaa

SirLazarusCries

SirLazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

MAR 24, 2011 05:34 AM

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

MAR 24, 2011 08:23 AM

Two cats are standing at a river. One's name is three cat and the others name is trois cat. They both try to swim to the other side. Which cat makes it?

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Three cat because trois quatre cinq (twoh cat sank) En francais.


Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

MAR 24, 2011 08:55 AM

What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!

longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

MAR 27, 2011 03:36 PM

Why do seagulls live by the sea and not the bay

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Because then they would be bagels



longlostsapper

longlostsapper

Sandusky, OH
January 2010

MAR 27, 2011 04:06 PM

What's the difference between rectal and oral thermometers?



phlea_

phlea_

Atlanta, GA
February 2011

MAR 27, 2011 04:14 PM

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?


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give me my quarter back


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