Cockzombie One Ups You.

Go on, brag.
Try Me.

I'm Cockzombie.

:p. Like Mario?

I created cockzombie.

I like cocks and zombies.
♥

I liked cocks and zombies before it was cool to like cocks and zombies.
Now I just keep the screen name for irony

I would put something hear, but I am sure you have never heard of it before.

I am Mildots hear me roar

I'm so subtle, you can't even tell when I'm bragging.

roaring? They still do that?

I hi-fived Neil Patrick Harris once

I high-fived him twice

My treehouse has a fully finnished basement

Like this?

you wish

I'm stealing this

I met Hugh Hefner once.

My imaginary friend has been to mars.

Mine went to pluto and decided it wasn't a planet. Who knew?

I convinced him this game was a good idea: