Sarajevo

So I walked out of the cafe and pulled out a cigar. I was going to asked this kid if I could get a light, but then he turned around and shot the freaking Crown Prince of Austria!!!

Don't worry, I'm sure the hubub will die down and things will revert to complete normalcy in a few days. I mean, it's austria, like they have any effect on the rest of the world.

Yeah I heard the Kaiser's on vacation anyway. But what about my cigar???

Well, at least a pretty cool band came out of the whole situation.

My hygrometer tells me that your cigar has suffered an injustice.

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Oh. This is bad.

Worse than that. Some fool in a Lancer's uniform crushed it under his knee boot.

Not the clicky clicky knee boots. Hot. You know your cigar is into that kind of stuff. That dirty puppy.

I was trying to light it with this thing



and for some reason he went all ape shit.

That anarchist blaggard!!!

He ruined my day! I was diligently at work in my portrait studio inventing pornography. Then we heard the report of the pistol.

Blaggards!

Truly tragic!

I hope I'm wrong, but I have a feeling several other things are going to get "interrupted" before this blows over.

I say, this is alarming. But I take the long view on these things and this will all be resolved in a civilized and wholly non-violent way. I mean it's not like we are savages from some jungle. Now if you excuse me I must report for my post with the German army where I am sure I will have nothing to do but train and run the men through drills.

Are you chaps up for a drink to peace? How about a round of Absinthe?

As a representative of the fine and noble German army I really shouldn't but what possible harm could come from having a drink to peace

I believe I'll stick with my usual Laudanum cocktail... for peace, of course.

Good. I'll pop on down to the Chemist and acquire some cocaine to get the ball rolling.

Make sure he gives you the 7% solution.

Quite.

What's the word? Thunderbird.
What's the price? Thirty twice.

Ladislaus Hengelmüller von Hengervár!

Who is... Kaiser Soze?

You're speaking of the haberdasher on the Kovac Placa? I didn't know you were acquainted!

Movie character?